Hi.

Natalie-22-WSU-Info Tech Systems-MI-American Horror Story-Music and Such Two tips for life: 1. Respect your servers. 2. Always check for tissue before you pee.

[pompeiusmagnus]

theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

[lolitanora]

[lestrodamus]

TIKTOK HAS DIED!!!! TIKTOK HAS DIED!!!!

[nomediocre]

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

[okinawaisland-deactivated201901]

[letsnoteforafuture-deactivated2]

[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[pattinsonsupremacy]

thats why he was shaking thank god tony wake him up

[33v0]

[nymt97]

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

[intergalacticsuperstar]

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

[fanonical]

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

[iamblackgirlpretty]

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice