allergic to jerks.

i have no idea what i'm doing, but i know i'm doing it really, really well. ╼ Andy Dwyer

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ALLERGIC TO JERKS.

I'VE MOVED HERE. same url, same everything. sorry guys, my account was acting up, so i'll respond to all i owe over there (:

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edgeofspiderwoman:

"Totally awesome to who? Yourself? …Wait, wait, how do I know that it’s  going to be worth it to guess and enter?”

      ' 'course it's totally awesome to me. you        just gotta trust me on that one. besides,         it's not that hard to guess, i mean, all of        my passwords are Andy is super        freaking radical. '                  give it a second. 

                                    ' ohhhhh ------ ' 

                          there you go.

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whatdonormalpeopledo • anythingbutabaybreeze • cupidandbes

                    ' ASSIMILATE THIS ---- ! '

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mythkillers:                    

                   “ … yeah, as in, may i have a hint. ”

       ' i know. i know that. i was -           you may have one hint. but          you gotta at least have one          guess first. '

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mythkillers:

                   “ might i be permitted a hint — ? ”

       ' mighten you be per... a hint?                 mighten you? '                     

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morgxndorffer:

 ” — “ The uncertain shifting in the seat said enough. “Great.”

       ' sooo, since you mushed my lunch, technicality,         you now owe me a sandwich. i'm one hundred         per cent positively certain that there's a cafe like,         next door. '

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brokensxldiers:

        “Is the password perhaps something          like ‘can I please come in’?”

     ' uh, no. what kinda password maker       would make their password that? pfft.        you are down to two guesses, my       stranger-friend. '

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selfishsister • petermotherhuggingparker • prxttyrad • morgxndorffer

       ' i was saving that seat for my sandwich...          which you kinda just sat on. '

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edgeofspiderwoman • hopefulpath • intxlligent • mythkillers • brokensxldiers

     ' sorry, you can't enter until you guess the       super secret but totally awesome password. '

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

        ' probably when i was like, two and i swallowed           my spoon. my parents had to take me to the           hospital because they thought i was gonna die. 

                                oh wait, no that was last week ---- '

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                        i. ii. iii. 

                       ' i cannot emphasize enough, how little i was thinking. '

                  (  independent Andy Dwyer from Parks & Recreation roleplay                         multi-verse & multi-ship. oc & au friendly. flexible writing.                                 you may have network connectivity problems.  )

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