[radelisander]

@taytaysbeard be like

[thetaylorfiles]

Kaylors being sure it was Josh's idea to go to Big Sur for the weekend is actually my spirit animal.

HAHAHAHA I’m DYING. yes!!!

Like Josh is some evil mastermind, consumed with hatred and vitriol over tumblr Kaylors who know The Truth, and laying awake at night trying to concoct schemes to punish them.

I picture him bolting upright in bed, exhilarated with his new idea. “I’ve got it!” He cries out in the darkness. “I’ve got just the thing to make taytaysbeard and the rest of them seethe with anger!”

He phones Karlie immediately.

She awakes groggily, checking the time on the nightstand clock. 3:23am, it reads. “Hello?” she croaks out, her voice drenched in sleep.

Her wife, Taylor, rolls over, awakened by the sound of her lovers voice in the dark. “Kar, you okay?” she asks sleepily.

Karlie covers the phone with her hand and whispers to Taylor, “It’s the evil rat bastard. I have to take it.”

Taylor sighs angrily, used to late night demands from the criminal.

“What, Joshie Boy?” Karlie mutters.

“I have it. The perfect thing to finally shut those tumblr truthers up,” Josh says over the line, his voice dripping in equal parts vitriol and glee. “We’re going to Big Sur, baby! Pack your bags, Karlie. We’re instagramming the shit outta this one for all its worth!”

“But… but…” Karlie sputters, causing Taylor to jerk up into a sitting position. Taylor puts a supportive arm around her wife’s shoulders, sensing another blow from Josh about to hit her beloved. They’ve been through this so many times before when all they want is to finally be free to love each other.

“I can’t, Joshua Kushner! I won’t do it,” Karlie says forcefully, fully awake now and prepared to fight for the one she truly loves. “You can’t make me. You know that Big Sur is everything to Tay and I! And that our real fans know it.”

Beside her, Taylor’s shoulders sag, heavy with the weight of sadness.

“That’s exactly why we’re doing it,” Josh whispers down the line. “Scooter will set it all up in the morning. Be ready, Karlie.”

“Or what, you rat bastard?” Karlie fires back.

“Or I will tell the world about you and Taylor Swift and your secret lesbian, gold star love!” Josh delivers the final, devastating blow with ferocity in his voice, knowing he’s won. That he always wins when it comes to evil oppression of lesbians.

Josh falls back against the pillow after hanging up, a smug look on his bastard face. His husband, Mikey, looks on in awe.

“You always know how to hit ‘em right where it hurts, babe,” Mikey says. “I’m proud of you. And I love you. Anything to keep our secret love hidden from your Arab investors.”

“I do it all for you,” Josh tells Mikey as they settle back into bed for a long, deserved rest.

[radelisander]

[kaylorfails]

So Josh posted a pic on Instagram of Karlie in Big Sur (with him), is it just me who thinks this is a big F you to Kaylor shippers? Like I'm pretty sure he blocked his Instagram comments cause of their 💩 so we know he's aware of the conspiracy.

I’m screaming!!! He just destroyed contaminated their Big Sur fetish!

This should royally piss them off.

[radelisander]

[thetaylorfiles]

I am actually crying of laughter. Ashley Avignone liked tweets about Perez saying that Karlie and Tay are no longer close. TTBs reply - it doesnt count because abigail liked karlies post, she did it so it can be a FU to perez when they are seen together or to fish out the karlie haters. The nonsense level is WILD! sorry try again! its a such a fine line between hilarious and seriously delusional

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, fuck. She’s delusional!

But yeah. Seems like Perez has been officially validated. That’s the tea right there.

[thetaylorfiles]

r/TaylorSwift - A new article with Paris Match

10 votes and 10 comments so far on Reddit

In this, Taylor refers to her fiancé. I have a feeling that something was lost in translation and she meant boyfriend.

But the reason I’m posting it is because there are far too many conspiracy theorists out there claiming she’s never said Joe is her boyfriend or that she has a boyfriend. They believe it’s so when she comes out as a lesbian and with Karlie she can say “I never said I dated Joe. YOU just thought I did.”

[seethestarlights]

Mine - Behind The Scenes

[thetaylorfiles]

I'm sorry, but TTB is really going off the deep end. I don't know what she will do if Taylor doesn't come out soon. She actually worries me. Why is a straight woman so obsessed with the sexuality of 2 woman she doesn't even personally know? Baffles me honestly.

She won’t do anything when Taylor doesn’t come out soon. She’s all talk. She’ll just continue to hang in there and promise new dates, new predictions, new revelations and keep her followers invested. Maybe concoct some new Spade riddles.

And, though I don’t believe she’s straight, the reason for the obsession is because it’s a conspiracy theory. Some people just get really invested in those. It’s not actually about Taylor or Karlie. Or, if it is, that’s just one of the ingredients, you know?

[radelisander]

[swiftiekyle]

Taylor Swift, TS7

[swiftiekyle]

Taylor Swift, TS7

[dreyblr]

WE DID THAT FAM

[taylortheslayer-deactivated2019]

WE DID REAL WELL, Y'ALL (AGAIN)

[thetaylorfiles]

Karlie was on Andy Cohen show and admitted that she converted to judaism. how Kaylors can explain that?ok,let's pretend she lied. but when supposed coming-out will happen- do they think noone will be mad about her using religion as cover-up?isn't it too sensitive thing?and they expect her to divorse Josh in May or pretend that marriage never happened- like in 2 months she'll go from "I love this guy, happily married and converted for him" to "hate him, never been married, conversion was a joke")

All the Kaylors coming out theories are going to fall flat when May comes and goes and there’s no divorce.

When facts, like Karlie converting, keep piling up in favor of her NOT being with Taylor, it’s time to give up the ghost.

But they won’t. They’ll just claim a change of plans and pivoting.

[pickupafteryourselves]

It isn’t normal to look at a mundane event and reach anything other than mundane conclusions.

Let’s say I go on social media, to a public profile, look at one picture of you and your family that someone posted. Let’s say in that particular picture you are grimacing.

The reasonable thing to do is to assume a million mundane possibilities: it was taken a split second before you were ready, you ate something that didn’t sit well with you, somebody stepped on your foot, on and on.

What isn’t normal is if I decided you hate your family and went “there could be no other reason she would make this face.”

Say I did. Then I looked at other pictures of you and your family.

Because I have already made up my mind that this is what is going on, whatever I see in those pictures is going to back up my conclusion somehow, even if I have to twist it, even if I have to reach.

If you’re smiling in a picture with your family, I will say you are faking it, because that is the only way you could be smiling with them without going against the conclusion I previously arrived at.

If you squint, I can say you’re glaring in anger. If your grin is small for whatever reason, I can say it looks strained and therefore you are suffering.

Let’s say I hear you say how much you love your family. I will claim you are lying. Why would you lie? Well, now I have to come up with something that explains why you would be put in a position to lie. So I will come up with an elaborate backstory for it. I will involve your relatives, give them roles to play, explain their motivations to people as if they’d confided those to me themselves or as if I were in their heads.

I mean, it IS something that some families do sometimes. Hurt each other, hate each other. So no one can tell me I’m wrong for saying this is what is happening to you.

From then on, after I have concluded what I want to conclude, I will scrutinize your every move in search for “clues” that I’m right. And I will find them no matter what. If you argue with your mom one day, I’ll feel like a winner and pay no mind to the fact that even happy families argue. If you hug her the next day, I will also feel like a winner because to me it proves you are being manipulated and thus trapped in a toxic environment.

Show me any mundane picture and I will be able to draw a wild conclusion from it if I want to.

But the reasonable thing would be to make mundane assumptions and not claim that I KNOW what is happening behind it.

And that is, more importantly, because I don’t know you personally. I am no one to you. And it is not my place to come up with stories about your family dynamics.

[thetaylorfiles]

I left the kaylor fandom when they started to remind me of a cult that my aunt was involved with. Btw, I'm going to use this emoji ⛪ so you will know which asks go together lol. In this cult my ain't was involved with, the leader would make some claim about a Bible verse and when once a member challenged him about a verse that seemed to have a different meaning, the leader got angry and told him to 1) question his authority and made sure other members talked to the guy about his behavior...

Part 2 ⛪and 2) never look outside of him for answers, and 3) anytime someone with a little authority asked a question, they were chastised and told they were going to drive other members away and lead them to hell.he told them the world was ending in 2000, but when I came and went, he made an excuse and claimed the apocalypse would instead come at some other time. And so on… Anyone who dissented was harassed. How does this remind me of the kaylors? Lol it’s the same MO on how they operate…..

Part 3) ⛪ you’re encouraged not to listen to “antis” and “het blogs” if they don’t believe in kaylor, they’re automatically homophobic. This ensures you never see things that goes against the kaylor narrative. You are constantly promised an end date that doesn’t come, only excuses as to why it didn’t come. And I’ve known many blogs that got nasty DMS from big kaylor blogs when they dared dissent, telling them they are hurting newbie kaylors. It’s the same MO. I refuse to be in a cult! *shrugs*

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Wow. I never thought to compare it to a cult and that sort of messed up thinking. But you’re right. It is the same MO.

And I may not have gotten a nasty DM from the big blogs, but I sure as hell got blocked by TTB for no other reason than I would leave a comment disagreeing slightly, questioning the reasoning behind a specific statement, or just pointing out a small fact that differed from a statement she made.

I was unfailingly polite and only did it a few times. But the dissent was so threatening, I suppose, that she didn’t want her followers to check comments and see a different take.

And this is back when I was still a Kaylor for the most part but just believed they’d broken up!

Thanks so much for sending this in!

[kaylorfails]