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[enki2]

[enki2]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[laranoa]

“wolf link is links fursona” shut up you have no knowledge of zelda lore. the wolf form has no bearing on who link is as a person, thats just the power of the chosen one. a true zelda fan would know that links canon fursona is a rabbit, as its said in a link to the past that in the dark world everyone takes the form of an animal that reflects their true nature, and what is link in the dark world? a pink rabbit. that is his official, canon fursona and I don;t want to hear anything otherwise

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[maudlingoblin]

the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

[jessicachastains-deactivated201]

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

[neverthehurricane-deactivated20]

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[thefarfire-deactivated20150205]

Never stop reblogging this

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[shouposting]

Obsessed with this gif.

[everythingfox]

He has a lot to say

[snow-nose]

video description: a video titled "what a set of lungs". as a person opens a fridge to take food out, a white and orange cat jumps from the counter to run behind them, then meows. it then proceeds to yell at the top of its lungs. the video becomes shaky as the person filming zooms in on it and laughs deeply. end video description

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[batbetbitbotbut]

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

[innerchildabortionclinic]

one persons's nothingburger is another person's everythingburger

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

[weedvapeuser]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[demilypyro]

The weird girl + dude pseudosibling dynamic is a time honoured tradition okay

[catgirl-kaiju]

do they count, even if Stitch is technically a family pet?

[demilypyro]

We all know he's intelligent yeah that's her brother

[seelcudoom]

Brothers are a kind of family pet

[exuberantocean]

Nothing like going to bed. Yay I get blanket time!

[exuberantocean]

Nothing sadder than wake up time. What do you mean I need to leave the kingdom of warms?

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich