moron machine 5000

27 / any pronouns hi i'm carli/radio/zeflia and welcome to jackass.

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[brightereyes]

[segamascott]

[chillyfeetsteak]

and then what?

[chillyfeetsteak]

hey and then what

[chilewithcarnage]

[segamascott]

stop hitting me 🤕

[yuckiee]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[radioactaiv-outsane]

whole bottle of soju to myself tonight im gonna live FOREVER

[radioactaiv-outsane]

NO HANGOVER AND THE BEST SLEEP IVE HAD ALL WEEK!!!!! I CANT STOP WINNING!!!!!

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[corrodedparadox]

No way

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[radioactaiv-outsane]

whole bottle of soju to myself tonight im gonna live FOREVER

[wayneradiotv]

do NOT step at me on the fourth of footwerk

[deadaccccccount]

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[angel-advise]

can i get an amen break burger

[eggboob]

here you go & have a great burgrer

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[hotvampireadjacent]

[wifehaver103947]

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[wizardworms]