boyfail cringe

19!| he/him | IG: @/Montparnasses.left.nipple | most active on @fagparnasse

[shingojira]

[decadent-hag]

if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood. 

[non-suspiciousname]

Hi welcome to chickfila whate lies do you find yourself believing

[utopians]

allowing filthy frank to rebrand as a sadboy indie musician was the worst thing we as a society have ever done

[sea-shell-app]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

There are no benefits to being an equine biologist

[brakken]

skeletons

[alinahazy]

THIS IS WHAT I WANT ON NY HALOWEEN DASH OMG

[alinahazy]

I’ll never stop reblogging this

[chiaroart]

I told myself I’d wait until October to start putting halloween stuff on my blog. I’m a dirty liar.

[imagefragrance]

the difference between being a tumblr funnyman and a girl blogger is that tumblr funnymen are cold and calculated, meanwhile girl blogger’s textposts spew from a vessel in their mind as if they are possessed by satan 

[dirbyjuliaducournau]

[ashstfu]

why are men always hot when they’re fictional or twice my age

[lowpolyanimals]

Toad from World of Warcraft

[lowpolyanimals]

Pancake Slug by @slugbo

[lowpolyanimals]

Squirrel from Bratz: Forever Diamondz

[lowpolyanimals]

Gordon from Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp

[lowpolyanimals]

Green Snurp from Miitopia

[deletingggggggggggggheart-deact]

We need more women characters that are unhinged unlikable weirdos and im not joking

[furtho]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

introducing the new sport

basketball 2

[hyperchaotix]

What is the objective?

[nibrocrock]

Survive.

[plastidecor]

i like him in a way that you wouldnt understand