highlights from the dan and phil stereo show - 12.29.2020 ✨✨
we broke the app the MINUTE the show was about to start
SO MUCH ECHO OH MY GOD
phil got dan a bear sweater for christmas!!! it’s mostly black and white with a little yellow bear in the corner!! so dan can have some color in his life!!!
dan got phil a box of retro sweets and bath pearls for christmas and introduced it by saying “this is how well i know phil” AS IF WE DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW
dan listens to phil’s random ranting
a lot of the early messages just said “i missed you!” and they kept joking about us missing phil and dan said “if you miss me, be specific or i’m gonna assume you’re excluding me okay” and god i missed him dragging us so MUCH you don’t even KNOW
viewers pick my outfits 2 chat!!!
dan: i think you weren’t fair to yourself because you’ve had a style glowup” 🥺🥺🥺🥺
i think dan said his favorite outfit was the one with the cloud jumper?? but the app was cutting out a lot for me there sorry jkfslekgh
THEY TRIED TO FIX THE ECHO BUT IT JUST GOT SO MUCH WORSE
i think they eventually fixed it by disconnecting dan’s headphones or something which resulted in the quote “we’re both coming out of phil’s mouth……… on stereo”
they joked about phil hitting on the tesco guy–phil said he recognized the guy from somewhere and NO JOKE, the guy goes “it’s probably because of the adult movies i’m in” ONLY THEM I SWEAR
THEY BOUGHT A HOUSE!!!!!!! it’s a new build that they’ve spent the past 3 YEARS working on!!! they didn’t design the outside but they designed the entire inside themselves!!!
THE FOREVER HOME IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!
but of course moving has been delayed all year bc of covid
they clearly stated that they won’t be doing a house tour (valid, not something i ever expected anyway)
they’ll both be sad to say goodbye to steve and scraggy 🥺🥺🥺
“if you’re missing steve, why don’t you get yourself a dog”– DOG TALK DOG TALK DOG TALK!!!!!!!!
their camera shut off right when the dog talk started happening and i’m still laughing my entire ass off
they ALMOST had the opportunity to get a dog because they were going to be part of a charity dog adopting tv show but they couldn’t because the house wasn’t ready yet 😭😭😭😭😭
DAPG TALK!!!!!
basically, they haven’t made a full decision on the future of dapg but future joint content is basically an inevitability DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING
dan said they paused the gaming channel so he can sort his shit out, he’s still in that pausing period but he appreciates how much we miss him
they talked about the dan photo from september (you know the one) and dan’s attitude interview and told a funny story about how dan’s boot got really stuck as he was trying to put it on but i honestly don’t remember most of this bc of the previous emotional whiplash i’m so sorry y’all
oh yeah phil said something about lubing up dan’s foot during the boot story and i just kjflsjlfsgjlghslgh
dan joked about a “dan ass reveal” and just wow i really missed jokey dan alright
phil pitched both a sci fi show and a game show!!!! but they fell through :(((
dan fixed up dan’s hair after phil tried cutting his own hair 🥺🥺🥺
“in the dan and phil house, we’re very versed in the pasta section of food” 🥺🥺🥺🥺
they did joint yoga and there was a point where a really sad song came on in their mix and it made them both cry :(((((
they talked a bit about what dan’s been up to over his long break!!! (according to phil, he’s been “stressed but inspired”)
dan is working on 3 things: the book, something that got delayed by covid and something that can’t happen until a bunch of people can come together (book tour???)
the book was supposed to be the last thing dan did but now it’s the first thing??
phil was the first person to read dan’s book!!! his review: it’s rubbish! (jokingly, of course slfjslgh)
there’s been moments where phil brought dan tea while he’s been in his writing zone 🥺🥺🥺🥺
they talked about tabinof/tatinof for a second :((((
they talked a bit about dan’s book and phil was really supportive, he thinks it will help people and it helped him learn some things that could help him and he learned a bit about dan too!!! he thinks it’s a very exciting time and he’s hyped for dan
dan: next year may be very exciting
dan is very appreciative of all our support and thanked us all for being here over the years. “we would have nothing if it weren’t for you. so, i appreciate you and i love you.” 🥰🥰🥰
dan: is this the stereo exclusive segment phil in the blanks! WOW!!!
dan: do you think that since coming out of the closet, it has increased the likelihood that we’re gonna degenerate into filth, or that it’s just our natural tendency to kind of ruin any innocent moment by being weird”
phil feels more open now!!! he doesn’t have to hold back the gay!!!
dan: if a gay person dyes their hair, they are a visibly spiraling crisis twink
phil: i want to be a crisis twink!
dan does not want to dye his hair because he thinks it’ll make it clear that he’s going through something but phil says maybe he’ll dye his hair (LMAO)
baking video chat 🥺🥺🥺 (nothing we haven’t heard before but i’m soft anyway)
their siri went off to tell them their camera was turning off, phil: siri loves me and hates you
dan: how many shrimp do you have to eat, phil: before you turn pink! (I MISSED THEIR LITTLE SONGS SO MUCH SHUT UPPPP)
dan: we spent more time discussing the intricacies of flamingos than where the fuck i’ve been for the last year and a half–AKSJEFLSKHG
dan: i’d like to do a 17 and a half hour stage show, that’s why i uploaded an obnoxiously long coming out experience
one of the last phil in the blanks was LEGIT bdsm (this is the content the 18+ app was for) and phil told a story of how when they were house hunting, they toured a house with a 50 shades of grey room SKJFLSDHGKLSJLGH
harry styles was the nicest of the 1d boys to phil upon leaving the interview, he said “thanks, that was really fun. i had a good time” 🥺🥺🥺🥺
only one band that they interviewed was rude to them
little mix was the nicest band that they interviewed, according to phil!!!
dan, singsongy: phil,,,, he put himself in the blank and the blank is full of phil! yEAHHHHHH
dan, normally: and now we both simultaneously get banned from stereo. everyone regrets that they heard or saw dan. they want him to do another 7 mysterious projects he can’t talk about, but take another 17 years so he can just go away and be quiet. hey dan, you’re going on this journey to work out who you are and free yourself from the shackles of your past so you can live healthy and happily in the future. STOP SAYING WEIRD STUFF!!!! (PLS I MISSED SARCASTIC DAN SO MUCH)
dan: i just wanna say, as this whole thing comes to an end: thank you for having me, phil. thank you for watching, person at home. it’s been a year. hopefully the people who are commenting “WHO’S WATCHING THIS IN 2079!!!!!!” will go “wow, that was weird” but we all got through it and life became new and exciting. was dan ever alive? i guess we’ll find out.
dan, in a weird goose voice: bye! i loved you all! have a nice evening! (look i just missed this goofiness so much okay)
they were so flirty??? and we got so many gay jokes????
but most importantly, they were both so happy and excited to chat with us, dan especially
this was genuinely the highlight of my entire year. it was SO well worth the 2 year wait, their bants are just the same as they always are and we know how happy they are together. the future is so so bright and i, for one, have never been more grateful. thank you dnp. i think we all needed that more than you will ever know. 🥺🥺🥺
