I’m Way Too Excited for Halloween

morgan | 26 | lesbian | aquarius | pain in the ass | she/her | 99% mess bigots, terfs, racists gtfo and dni

[evilvillain123456789]

>Hit pedestrian

>Check engine light turns back off

[onthefloorinthedirtwiththefilth]

Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword

[street-of-mercy]

*comes out of the Roman Senate Bar covered in red splatter* you should see the other guy

the other guy:

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[ifuckinglovemirage]

girl with way too many needs: no i'm alright haha, i just need a nothing

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[zipstick]

[nick-nonya]

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[copperbadge]

Happy 10th Anniversary to the post that comes round every year….

[thevictoriousone]

Happy dagger day, friends

[luisonte]

....but.... why?

[thewisemankey]

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

[vlanderzine]

I want a knife gun.

[vivcaprica]

For an updated Ides of March

[deceptive-owls]

The Ides of March: Reloaded

brutus is back and this time….. he doesn’t need the whole senate

[darkvoidtrash]

[cuunos]

[cockout-knockout]

…

[cockout-knockout]

hes got a buddy now

[lesbianslimefriend]

smith college girls for i-d magazine 2004

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[shikuz-deactivated20220403]

[anchovy]

Shrimp hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat. Is this anything.

[anchovy]

Hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat hat has been slightly tweaked so you can see the shrimp hats shrimp hats hat. Hat.