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#asmodeus #belphegor #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #source: @inkskinned #i only made this to be able to pin it #oblog me #500

do u think my coworkers will notice if i play nightbringer at my desk

#mun talks #not a quote

Asmodeus: I’m 23!

Asmodeus: I’m a celebrity!

Asmodeus: And today, I’m gonna die!

Lucifer: Not one word of that is true.

#asmosdeus #lucifer #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: brooklyn nine nine

[in the groupchat]

Mammon: i’m 41 cheetos tall

Lucifer: why did you feel the need to measure yourself in cheetos?

Leviathan: beel ate all the chips

#obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: ???#mammon #leviathan #lucifer

Asmodeus: I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy.

#asmodeus #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: tumblr

Luke: Every day, people pray to the stars... As an angel, I won’t let them down! I’ll make everyone’s wishes come true!

Solomon: I wish I had eight legs so I could wear four pairs of hot pants.

Luke:

Luke: I’ll make most people’s wishes come true.

#luke #solomon #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: ???

MC: Are you crying?

Mammon: No, I just caught something in my eye!

MC: What did you catch?

Mammon: TEARS!!!

#mc #mammon #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: undertale

Leviathan: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

#leviathan #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: ???

Belphegor: I’m really into internet discourse, but only pointless and stupid internet discourse, like how many holes there are in a straw. (It’s 2.)

Leviathan: No, it’s an infinite number of holes stacked on top of each other.

Belphegor: This is EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

Satan: Sorry, but mathematically speaking, this question has a single objectively correct answer: one hole. This can be very simply proven: a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

Beelzebub: I don’t think that’s true. One of my friend is a Taurus and he’s fine with gay people.

#belphegor #leviathan #satan #beelzebub #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: ???

Leviathan, texting MC: your lore seems complex

Leviathan: (that’s a sext)

#obey me!#leviathan #shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: ???#leviathan x mc

Leviathan: You flirt and kiss for what? Love?!

Leviathan: Pathetic.

MC: I’m trying to level up my charisma stat.

Leviathan: Ah, a gamer. You may pass.

#leviathan #mc #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: ???

Barbatos: My Lord, is that a hickey?

Diavolo: Wh– No, it’s a mosquito bite!

MC, walking into the room: Hi guys!

Diavolo:

Barbatos: Hi mosquito.

#barbatos #diavolo #mc #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: ???#diavolo x mc

Mammon: Lucifer! Are you homophobic?!

Lucifer:

Lucifer: I’m bisexual.

Mammon, internally: He’s dodging the question!

#mammon #lucifer #obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: ???

peziket

again, dialogue from radnewspaper here on tumblr!

#hey it’s me again #the facial expressions on this are so #goooood #nice art #not a quote

iddytheimp

Based off of @radnewspaper post~> https://radnewspaper.tumblr.com/post/622643689244819456/at-purgatory-hall-simeon-time-to-wake-up-luke

Just reading it made me inspired to make this comic lol

I may have forgotten how Luke’s bed looks like and just guessed the colors. But overall I’m happy with the expressions and the gradient I used for Simeon’s cape.

Also eternally stuck on Lesson 29 (I just started playing in October so I think I made good progress for someone who joined last year?)

#yayyyy i’m finding cool stuff in the tags!!!!#thanks so much this is awesome!!!!#nice art #not a quote

peziket

dialogue taken from radnewspaper here on tumblr

#am i reblogging this two years later because i just searched my username on tumblr for the first time? noooooo #but also this is great and i love u #not a quote #nice art

Asmodeus, sitting down next to Leviathan: Ahh, can I vent?

Leviathan: Like in Among Us?

#obey me!#shall we date obey me #swd obey me #incorrect quotes #asmodeus #leviathan #karasu: queue posted!#overheard in the house of lamentation #source: ???

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