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Mind Over Matter
I tried. But mind over matter is a joke. The mind is matter. Someone’s unprofessional opinion was to “relax” over matter. To sandcastle over wave. They aimed to clean up a murder scene from behind a plate of glass. It was my murder. Mine. As if I could possess the firegrief that possessed me. Wrestle the wind to the floor for daring enter my house. But it’s just me down there, gripping my shoulders, threatening my own heart. Have you ever seen the dark split into two peaches? Sickness is a lot like that. To the uninitiated it looks like fruit. Wise, shiny, certifiably cherry. Do you mind if I die while I say it? Rot that my teeth met: my fault. Would it matter if I tried while I died? Will you relax the coffin into the soil? If you don’t have blood on your hands by the end of this you weren’t listening.
— Shira Erlichman, from Odes to Lithium
Simply…
Me watching my mom talk shit about me over the phone
I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier
Supernatural | Various & Sundry Villains
i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!
In the 80s when I was in my freshman year in college, they still had entirely separate mens and women’s dorms. I was in class waiting for a final to start and one of the guys was telling someone about how he had had to go into a women’s dorm to drop something off, and he was startled to see posters on the walls, flowers, curtains, etc. He said his men’s dorm had holes in the walls, things on fire, fights, guys walking around with open wounds and he just didn’t understand why they had to live like this. He said, “I want to live with the women, in civilization.”
Am reading Sisterhood of Spies, about women working for the OSS during WWII. One of the stories mentions that the women in London had a male visitor who would eat in their mess hall once a month. He was married and wasn’t interested in hitting on any of the women; he just wanted to eat in an atmosphere where people said “Please pass the butter,” instead of “PASS THE GODDAMNED GREASE”
I dated a guy who brought me along on group activities (movies, video game night, etc.) with four or five other male friends. Once I mentioned to one of the other guys that I hoped I wasn’t intruding on their “guy time” or some such. He got this sort of rueful look and said, “The truth is, I really like it when you’re here because it gives us a reason to act better. When it’s just guys, we all have to try to outdo each other with how vile we are.”
So the moral of these stories are men don’t even treat each other like human beings.
Me to my 6-year-old son: “You seem to like playing with the girls at school more than the boys. Why do you think that is?”
6-year-old son: “Sometimes I just don’t want to be pushed. It hurts and is mean. And the girls always pretend to be princesses or fun animals and stuff when they have tea parties. The boys just dump the tea all over the place. That’s just stupid and I don’t like wasting all that tea. It takes forever to make.”
Me: “Wow, I can understand why you’d rather play with the girls. The boys seem like they’re kind of rough.”
6-year-old son: “And when I play with the girls they make me the king because none of the other boys want to play tea party.”
Me: “Do you like being the king?”
6-year-old son: “Not really – I’d rather be a wizard, but it makes Georgia and Vivian happy.”
Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito
hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?
Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.
The best story I’ve heard about the production of Matilda was:
The scene where Matilda was dancing around her living room making things fly around to the song “Little Bitty Pretty One” was very nerve-wracking for Mara. She told Danny that she was anxious to do the scene, and he said, “You know why? Because you’re the only one dancing! We just have to have everyone else dance too! Then it won’t be scary!”
So everyone–the crew, the rest of the cast, the people at the craft services table, everyone–danced along with the song, at Danny’s insistence. Apparently the only one who wasn’t doing the full on dance was the camera man, who just did a foot shuffle so the camera wouldn’t jiggle.
If that’s not the sweetest thing ever I don’t know what is.
“I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.”
— Paulo Coelho (via naturaekos)
“…I love you so much. So, so much, and I probably always will. I just don’t like you anymore. I’m sorry.”
— David Nicholls, One Day (via naturaekos)
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is this a bi joke
Probably they wanted to run it bi you
I would definitely bi one of these
Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian
These puns are pretty ace.
I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.
I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these.
I’m seeing how this pan-s out.
They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood.
This is pretty awesome to BI honest
This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer
THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE
I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE
SIZE
INCLUSIVE
JESUS
FUCK
WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO?
IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL
OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT
THERES A KEYSMASH TEE
THERES 2 VARIATIONS OF A TSHIRT THAT LITERALLY HAS A KEYSMASH ON IT HOLY CRAP
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i had this best friend who betrayed me twice yet when he calls me late at night, i still cant find it in me to ignore him
its probably stupid and a lot of you would probably say, “answering his calls might be the reason hes not changing” but i dont want to be liable if he harms himself or does something stupid. i just cant risk that
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