āwhy do you even like topper?ā *deep breath*
imagine youāre 16 and your brain isnāt fully developed and you just finished your sophomore year of high school, and youāre ready to have the best summer of your life with your beloved girlfriend. youāre both like crazy rich, and you hate the poor kids in your town and everyone thinks it just cuz theyāre poor which probably isnāt entirely untrue, but they also all have a huge victim complex and believe poor=good and rich=evil and they can do whatever the fuck they want with no consequences. in fact, you donāt even hate ALL the poor kids cuz thereās actually a very high working class population on the island none of which youāre seen having any problems with besides these four kids who probably donāt shower and have some weird nickname for their friend group. whatever. so youāre at a party one night with your girlfriend and one of these drunk rascals starts basically harassing her and not letting her leave so you stand up for her and throw a drink in his face and at this point heās ready to throw down. so now youāre in an all out brawl with this guy and his best friend and you and the best friend are just beating the ever loving shit out of each other until the guy from before literally holds a loaded gun to your head and gets you to stop.
the next day youāre chilling with your girlfriend and your two best friends, one of which is her psychopath brother, and she likes to do quirky little things like pretending to die to prank you. cute! so youāre talking to her little sister about how youāre worried about her and how much she means to you and the little sister is like āoh yeah btw sheās cheated on every guy sheās ever dated and the guy you were beating up last night works on our dadās boat and is stealing from us but she let it slide and started flirting with him so thatās funā which isnāt untrue but is also an extremely dramatized version of what went down cuz the sisterās like 13. and youāre probably thinking just trust your girlfriend over her sister, sheās with you for a reason (definitely not social status and your hot bod, which she ironically accuses you of later on) and she only has your best interests at heart and would never do anything to hurt you, right? to which i say lmao youāve clearly never watched this show. youāre already done with this punk ass bitch and weāre not even a full two episodes in, so you decide to let your girlfriendās dad know that his employee has been stealing from him, like any logical human being would do. you try to talk to your girlfriend about the fight from the night before and confront her about flirting with this guy and letting him steal from her family, and she tells you youāre being irrational and the fight (and you getting threatened with a loaded gun) is your own fault.
a day or two later, things are good with your girl again, youāre hanging out and treating her like a queen and you go to a party with her and yāall are drunk and kissing and she promises you sheāll never, ever cheat on you and this girl is dtf so of course you ask for consent like three times like a gentleman and she says yes but then changes her mind and stops you and you get upset (this is one of the only things heās done thatās actually pretty fucked and i canāt really justify lol) but still handle the situation a lot better than you could have cuz instead of pressuring her of begging her to put out youāre just like āok whatever fuck thisā and walk away from the situation and then her brother (your established bestie) whoās three years older than you peer pressures you into doing lines of coke. cool! so the next day youāre hanging out with said evil brother/bestie right and one of the poor kids thatās friends with the guys you fought is walking on your golf course just doing his job and your friend has the grand idea to fuck with him and youāre like āok dude, calm down, heās just minding his own business not hurting anyone letās just leave him alone and play some golf please bro golf with me broā and this piece of shit is like ālmao noā so he goes over to the guy and starts harassing him and even tho you know itās wrong you kinda go along with it and start antagonizing him too cuz you wanna prove to your older best friend that youāre cool but then he starts beating the absolute shit out of this guy and youāre like woah woah woah holy FUCK and get him to stop cuz heās about to kill this mf and youāre checking to make sure the guy is okay and then yāall go about your day and kinda just pretend that didnāt just happen ig? until the dude your friend just beat up gets convinced by his friend Gun Boy that itās a great idea to sink your probably $100k family boat to get back at you guysā¦ cuz, ya know, thatās reasonable. why go after your friend who did 99% of the damage, right? so then you get absolutely reamed by your emotionally abusive mother who blames you for the boat sinking and tells you everything is your fault. fun! and who do you blame for this? not even the guy who sank your boat, no! you understand why heās upset! you go to your friend like āhey bro, wtf is wrong with you, stop beating innocent people up now I donāt got a fuckin boatā but your friends are dicks and gaslight you into thinking this is all the guy who sank your boatās fault and you should get back at him so yāall beat him up. funky! meanwhile unbeknownst to you your girlfriend is out of town cheating on you with the guy she found stealing on the boat.
ļæ¼anyway the next day is this really huge party and youāre so excited to go with your girlfriend and have an amazing night with her but youāre a little worried because she fully ignored you the day before and youāre not really sure whatās up. so she completely stands you up at the party and arrives with her family instead of with you and tries to ignore you the whole time until you confront her and tell her youāve been worried about her and she refuses to tell you where she was the day before and gets mad at you for asking. anyway she sneaks off with this guy that sheās cheating on you with and you see them together but youāre not really sure what you saw so you ask her about it and she gaslights you and says youāre being crazy and too controlling of her. neato! so of course since youāre a sad insecure teenager you let it get to your head and you believe her and are like man, i was being an asshole and i shouldāve just trusted her, sheād never do that to me! so you go to her room and apologize profusely to her and tell her how much you love and trust her and how much she means to you and then you find out sheās not actually there, whoās there in her bed? plot twist: her little sister who admits to you that sheās out cheating on you. fun! so you go find her with this guy and at this point youāre wasted trying to drink the pain away and you and the guy are fighting up on this big structure and youāre pushing him and he pushes back and falls thru the railing and almost dies lol. even though itās very obvious from your shocked and terrified reaction that you didnāt mean to push him to his near death but now your girlfriend and the fandom hates you but you donāt know the fandom part because you do not know that you are a fictional character. great! however you immediately forgive her for cheating on you and try to fix things and sheās just like āfuck you you almost killed my boyfriendā and you split on her cuz youāre heavily BPD coded and call her a slut and everyoneās like ābUt tHaTs mIsOgYnIsTicā yes but itās also not false lmao.
now this guy sheās apparently dating, whoās pretty much an orphan has been adopted by her evil father (cuz her entire family is insane besides her poor sweet innocent little sister) and theyāre technically siblings ig which is really uncomfortable but anyway now theyāre living together. awesome! anyway some really important plot shit goes down that you know nothing about and the sheriff gets murdered itās all real weird but everyone including your now ex girlfriendās dad, who you donāt know yet is an evil mastermind and heās the most trusted man on the island, is saying that the guy your ex left you for is the one that shot the sheriff and since you have been given no reason to trust this douchebag you immediately believe it and even help the police catch him like the good citizen you are until your ex tells you the truth, that it was her psycho brother that killed the sheriff, and youāre kinda not sure whether to believe her or not but sheās like āif i was lying and framing someone, why would i say itās my brother?ā so youāre like āoh shit you right famā so you decided to help her and her new boyfriend by disguising yourself as him and going out into a sea of armed police men ready to shoot him down, risking your life, while your ex and her new boo run off into the night and escape into the ocean in the middle of a storm and are presumed dead. lovely!
anyway some time goes by and youāre mourning your ādeadā ex who youāre still in love with while putting some distance between yourself and her brother which was a weird enough friendship to begin with cuz youāre 16 and heās 19, and donāt get on me cuz thatās the age difference of me and my bestie cuz i have a plethora of friends ranging from ages 16-22 whereas this goofy mf only hangs out with two 16 year olds and his evil dad. itās real weird. not only that but heās just really busy with the whole covering up the murder thing and doesnāt really talk to you anymore. youāre worried about geometry tests, heās worried about how to cover up a murder, yāall are in very different stages of life with very different priorities rn. and all your friends are like āomg of course this poor kid from the janky side of the island did it good thing heās dead rightā and even though you donāt like this mf at all you still stand up for him to your friends cuz you know heās probably innocent and you (unsuccessfully) try to stop a fight from breaking out between one of your friends and this guyās best friend (the one with the gun) over it cuz thereās a time and place to beat a bitch and breakfast at the country club is Not It. and also you see both sides so youāre like *peace and love* but they still beat the shit out of each other lmao.
anyway surprise! your ex is alive and her and her boyfriend are back! interesting! but her brother is still fucking insane and sheās willing to testify that he is indeed the one that shot the sheriff so he tries to murder her but you show up just in time and save her life and beat the shit out of her brother cuz who the fuck tries to drown their sister like why were you ever friends with this dickface. so you let her stay the night with you to make sure sheās safe from her murderous brother and give her a phone that you can track her location on and even though itās clearly established that thatās not something you actively do cuz you know itās none of your business and only for emergencies cuz she keeps putting herself into dangerous, near death situations that she had never been in before this new guy, everyone (the fandom) thinks youāre a stalker now. groovy! oh also her boyfriend is now jealous of you that you saved her life and is mad at her about it. anyway a couple days later she watches her dad supposedly kill himself and you immediately rush to her aid while her boyfriend is just like āhe was a bad person get over itā so she breaks up with him and you and her start hanging out more, and you let her stay at your place for a bit since she canāt stay with her (now ex) boyfriend or her family.
a couple days after all that you all go to a party together and youāre not quite sure how she feels about you since she just got out of a relationship but you still love her and you are her are getting along really well, you both forgive each other for the pain youāve caused each other in the past and things are starting to feel like they did this summer when you guys were together. so you try to kiss her at the party and she shoots you down, and since youāve grown as a person instead of getting offended by her rejection this time you totally get it and are 100% respectful of her boundaries, and blame yourself for trying to make a move in the first place. meanwhile her ex is talking to some pick me girl whoās saying terrible things about her, and she decides to go confront them which leads to this girl insulting her and you standing up for her while the other guy just kindaā¦ stands there. so youāre like āhey man, what the fuck, youāre gonna let this girl talk about her like that?ā which leads to yāall getting into yet another fist fight cuz the peace and love attitude did not last long lmao. anyway you talk to your ex and she thanks you for all youāve done for her and promises you sheāll never disappear on you again like she did last time. so you make plans with her and you show up to her house cuz sheās back living at home now for some reason and encounter her psycho brother who tells you she blew you off to go hang out with this other guy again, which you donāt believe cuz she wouldnāt do that to you, right? (she would) anyway sheās out doing god knows what with him and before you know it, lo and behold, she disappears and is presumed dead again!
a month goes by and you try your best to get over her, sheās missing and presumed dead and even in the insane chance that she did come back, sheās made it clear sheās not interested, so you try to move on and have a life outside of her and her insane family for literally the first time. anyway, itās been a month and guess whoās back, back again. your ex! and her boyfriend that she got back together with! wonderful! also turns out her evil father is actually alive and ALSO tried to kill her lmao. so sheās back but sheās trying to ignore you cuz she knows if she so much as looks at you itāll piss her boyfriend off, but youāre rich and sheās not anymore since she decided to cut off her family so her and her friends have the grand idea of making you their errand boy and convince you to steal your dadās truck (also you have a DAD? what???) to commit a train robbery of some ancient artifact which is apparently extremely important to boat sinkerās heritage. so youāre like ok whatever, i would do anything for this girl, like literally anything, and you do it. and the whole time her entire group of friends is ordering you around like youāre their servant (damn, these poor kids sure are entitled), and berating you for not being down for committing a felony, running from the police, wrecking your dadās truck, and almost dying. when the jobās done thereās not so much as a thank you, just you having to go home and answer to your furious parents.
a couple days later her and her boyfriend get into a fight cuz he decides to rub in her face the fact that her dad tried to murder her, but theyāre still together. so you invite her to a party that youāre going to (cuz youāre somehow not grounded??) with your group of friends who also happens to be her old group of friends from before she started slumming it with the poor kids. so youāre talking just the two of you at the end of the night and you tell her how incredibly sorry you are for anything youāve done to hurt her and how much she means to you as a friend cuz youāre soooooo totally definitely over her for sure and then she kisses you. SHE kisses YOU. and youāre like fuck yeah, maybe she actually likes me, maybe Iām finally enough for her (youāre not). anyway she spends the night with you and you maybe fuck but idk itās unclear. so you take her out to a nice breakfast the next morning so she knows you care about her and sheās not just some one night stand. that night you see her at a fancy party and her broke ass boyfriend sneaks in telling her they need to leave to go to south america. what for? you donāt know, youāre a side character that only exists to be her boy toy when her boyfriend is treating her like shit.
anyway she confesses to her bf that she cheated on him with you and he decides to beat the shit out of you, but this is a nice anniversary party and you really donāt want any trouble and youāve also grown up a lot and are tired of fighting so youāre like ācāmon bro, please, letās not do this hereā but heās furious cuz who gets with another guys girl, right? lmao oh wait. itās almost like thatās how they started dating in the first place. so he starts swinging at you the whole time youāre begging him to stop bcuz youāre tired of fighting and trying to change from your old ways, youāre just tired bro. but he keeps beating the absolute shit out of you even far past the point that youāre already unconscious while his girlfriend begs him to stop. so what do you do (when you regain consciousness the next day, that is)? what literally any sane person would do and press charges. so you ask your ex to testify on your behalf bcuz she saw everything but when the day comes she tells you she canāt do it and begs you not to press charges bcuz her boyfriend needs to flea to south america to help his dad (who was presumed dead and lost at see but is actually alive) whoās been abducted (and this is actually the truth, believe it or not!) and she promises you that her bf will be gone and out of your hair but that sheāll stay on the island with you and will not go with him. so you begrudgingly agree to drop the charges, your mother of course taking the opportunity to tell you what a failure you are for not going thru with it. your ex says sheāll call you tomorrow night but she never does, and who do you happen to run into? none other than your ex best friend himself, her psycho brother, who tells you that she stood you up and is off with her boyfriend. and youāre all like, no, no way, she would never do that to me, things are different this time, she made a promise! and for once in his life heās actually right and heās like āoh yeah? check for yourself.ā so you drive to her boyfriendās house and lo and behold, there she is, fucking him. now look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldnāt burn that fucking place to ashes. look. me. in. the. eyes.
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