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[madzelda1]

Ok ok ok I thought someone would’ve requested this by now buuuuuuttttt….. birthday sex FOR LEONA KINGSCHOLAR it’s gotta be done cuz I’ve been scrolling allllllll day and NOTHING ITS AN OUTRAGE

Annnyyyyywaaayyyyyyssss could you possibly fulfill this request ya know for the faaannnnnssss

💛🦁🖤

DUDE IM SO LATE TO THIS BUT GIRL YOU KNOW IIIIIIIIIII gotchu dw

Birthday Surprise!

leona kingscholar x afab!reader

18+ content! you’ve been warned…..

you knew leona hated his birthday. it was just another reminder of his unfortunate birth order between him and his brother.

all day, he was being dragged around by ruggie and jack for different birthday activities, but it wasn’t right. you weren’t there, and leona didn’t want to celebrate himself if you weren’t by his side.

but! you had ruggie and jack keep leona out of the dorm for as long as they could, or at least away from his room, as you had a surprise for him that you kept secret. so, the two went along with your wishes, keeping the birthday boy busy.

when leona finally gets back to his room, it’s late and he’s exhausted. he flips on the lights, and what he sees nearly makes him drop the box he was holding from ruggie.

you’re sitting on his bed, dressed in a beautiful yellow set of lingerie. lace wrapped your body, with some fabric thrown in here and there. your most intimate parts were covered with lace, so there really wander much left to imagination. your hair falls around you in soft waves, and a coy smile was on your face.

“happy birthday, leona.”

he steps closer, and the scent of you fills his nostrils, mixed with something crazy intoxicating. was that a pheromone perfume..? whatever it was, it made him want to eat you whole. he could already feel himself getting bricked.

“so this is where you’ve been all day. rude to not show your face, but then again, if this is what you were gonna wear then it’s a good thing.” he chuckles in a low tone, his shirt on the floor by time he reaches you.

“i’m sorry, but this was the best way i knew to celebrate you.” you reach for him, pulling him down next to you.

“well, good thing i didn’t eat much. the main course is right here.” he crashes his lips against yours, devouring your mouth with a deep rooted, primal hunger.

he then starts moving his mouth down your body until he reaches the lacy fabric squeezing your hips. he practically rips it off of you, like a child would when ripping the wrapping paper off a gift. his body goes rigid, his eyes widening when he sees what’s right on your hip bone.

“this is… you did this?” he whispers, rubbing his fingers over it.

what has him caught by the balls is his signature tattooed on your hip. sharp, lazy lines that could only belong to him.

you had found a copy of a paper that had his signature, then went to a local tattoo shop to get it done, all in preparation for his birthday.

“proof i belong to you.” you giggle, looking up at him with innocent eyes.

“yer gonna kill me.” leona groans, his hips subtly grinding against your thigh. he continues undressing you, kissing down your body, keeping a hand on the tattoo.

by time he reaches your core, you’re dripping wet and aching for friction. “you’re soaked. this desperate for me?”

you nod vigorously, your breathing heavy. “well, who would i be to complain when my steak is so juicy?” with that, he dives into your cunt face first, his lips suctioning over your hole, his tongue pushing in relentlessly.

“leona!” you cry out, overwhelmed by the sudden attack on your pussy. he uses his strong hands to pin your thighs down, one hand smacking your ass lightly before going back to your thigh.

he groans at the taste of you, his lips finding your clit and sucking harshly. he goes back and forth between tongue fucking you and sucking on your clit, each ministration making you cry in pleasure.

he continues his actions until you’re cumming in his mouth, your inner walls clamping and spasming around his tongue. once your aftershocks have rolled through, he stands up and sheds his remaining clothes.

“hope you’re ready, herbivore. i’m taking my present in full.” he says before positioning himself at your entrance, the flared tip nudging you.

“take me, leona. i’m all yours.” you say back, which makes him smirk. at your permission, he pushes in completely, bottoming out quickly. he doesn’t give you much time to acclimate to his cock before your thighs are pinned to your chest and he’s pistoning into you.

you’re in a mean mating press as leona pounds into you. “leona! leona..! please…” you whimper, your eyes rolling back as he hits that sweet little spot inside of you.

“use yer words, baby.” he groans, slowing down to ruthlessly grind his hips against yours. it’s not long before he resumes his pace, leaning forward more to pin you beneath him with his body, his hands holding yours.

“fuck, yer so tight..” he whispers in your ear. you can tell he’s getting close as you feel your own climax approaching.

he slides one of his hands down your body until he’s reached your clit, then rubs tight circles around the sensitive bud. after a moment, he’s drawn your second orgasm of the night out of you, along with a loud cry of his name.

he slams home once more, his hot cum flooding you insides. he doesn’t pull out once he’s finished, just leans back and lets your legs free.

“i think the best present to me would be to make me a daddy.”

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note from madz~ i’m so behind on my requests 😞 ive been so busy it’s not even funny. and school starts in a few days 😩 im gonna try and push out at least 2-3 more fics before school starts for me

thank you for all the continued support! mwah from madz

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[equius]

you just dont get this on other websites

[crazisketch]

I really hope people find me weird.

[skiimble]

posting doodles at 1:43 am

[bogleech]

I know it's unfair vilification and stuff but it's also a lot of fun to see old media and stuff where people were SO scared of big animals like lions, sharks, crocodiles and wolves were fully expected to just come and eat you the moment you stepped into their territory. In older media we also made that assumption about gorillas and in still older we thought it'd be whales. But some animals that will actually fuck you up got left behind. Boars will kill you and eat you. They're way more likely to do so than any of those other things actually. Hippos, obviously, got off like bandits always being depicted as cute and dopey. And then there's the squids. Not giant kraken size squids. The eight foot squids that hunt in packs and will fuck you up if you fall in the water at night. I can't BELIEVE people slept on that. It's like all they cared about were the huge deep sea ones we never see. The medium size wolf pack squids were right there.

[bogleech]

Oh some of you don't know about the squids. I talked about them in another thread that went kinda viral somewhere or other but one of the reasons you should not swim in the open ocean at night in many parts of the world is that the water starts teeming with these:

And as you can see it is not like instant death, they too are just animals and they are often just gently curious about the presence of humans! But people who study and dive with sharks will tell you you're safe as long as you stay calm and know what you're doing. The world's leading professional night divers and experts on these squids, specifically??? Stress in every interview and article and paper they write in that you simply do not fuck around with these squids. They know what they're doing and they still all have at least one story of being attacked, in some cases having to be hospitalized. Considering just how rarely anybody puts themselves in the pitch dark nighttime ocean on purpose, let alone during a squid feeding frenzy, it sounds like they're quite a bit more likely to consider you potential food than other marine predators. We also don't know how many fatal attacks might have ever happened, because what humboldt squid like to do with large prey is just drag it away into the darkness forever. The two worst attacks ever proven involved two or three squid at a time latching on to a diver (in BOTH cases they were professionals and knew the risk!) and jetting straight downward with enough force that both divers suffered injury from the sudden pressure change alone, including burst eardrums, nearly passed out and they probably would have died if they hadn't broken free. In general, people who die drowning in the dark open ocean are either never found, or they're found in pieces picked over by enough scavengers that the precise cause of death can only be narrowed down to "the sea." But now you know ONE of "the sea's" possible murder weapons :)

There's a short section on Humboldt squid in Wikipedia's entry for Cephalopod attacks on humans:

Cephalopod attack - Wikipedia

And if you can get past some of Animal Planet's hokey presentation style, this video includes a bit of interview with one of those professional experts who still got nearly squidded from existence:

There is of course some debate about all this, with some arguing that all proven documented attacks occurred on people with reflective diving equipment, which they say the squid must have mistaken for the shine of fish. However, there are lots and lots of people who have to fish around these squids to survive, who do not have access to that kind of equipment, and also have a consensus that if you fall in the water when big squids are out hunting you might disappear without a trace or perhaps just get your head bitten open. With many modern science guys agreeing with this sentiment, this is one case where the "they're just misunderstood sea friends" crowd is kind of outnumbered. The sea at night is theirs and not ours is all. It's not ours during the day either but since we are neither marine nor nocturnal animals we are double fools in the eyes of the squids, which by the way are these eyes:

No for real:

[my-ants-are-anxious]

Absolutely! Also, the Humboldt squid will hunt in packs, sometimes with one flashing brightly to draw attention while the others approach in near unseeable camoflage!

[bogleech]

Beautiful footage of the nefarious sea demons also :)

Also because I can't reblog every addition together:

Okay where's the other 1199

[spiralshellsreblogs]

I absolutely adore Humboldt squid. I saw a doc once where a scientist was cage diving to study them, and one of the squid squeezed it's entire massive body through the cage bars, bit the guy and squeezed right back out.

[bogleech]

Why isnt this an animal that's already long gone viral like honey badgers once did. This is the animal that actually gives no fucks. People really are just that obsessed with bigger squids I guess? But the bigger ones frankly come across as big softies in comparison. One big sea monster can never be as intimidating as a thousand coordinated man sized sea monsters.

This is why I thought that if mermaids had a cultural equivalent to lycanthropy it'd be weresquids. Fun fact nocturnal marine life increases activity on the brightest nights ie the full moon.

[lasrina]

This is all fascinating but I'm reblogging it exclusively for the phrase "got nearly squidded from existence."

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[libby-bunny-offical]

Both

[cl0udiesunday]

please help spread this,Indonesians that are speaking up are actively being silenced.if you didn't know,Indonesians are protesting against their own government but instead of listening they decided to silence us by shutting down TikTok live in Indonesia since people are updating about the protest through there.Now the police are being told to harm the very same people they are supposed to protect. No one is safe. Recently,on 28th of August a 21 year old delivery driver named Affan Kurniawan was struck by a police vehicle not once but TWICE.the police vehicle stopped for a moment and ran him over again,what baffles me the most is that they said it was an "accident".there was also a video where one of the polices in the car was caught saying " Tabrak aja"(just hit them).people said that multiple people were also struck by the Police vehicle but I don't know if its true or not.recently in Jakarta mass shootings are actively happening,there were teenagers that got hit and died some weren't even joining in the protest.the police are also attacking the medical teams and journalists even though there's a rule to never harm or attack them.all of this isnt entirely the polices fault,it's mostly the politicians that ordered them to do it.it was also said that some of the d3ad bodies were even thrown into the lake.

Please pray for us and help spread this.

Like I said,Indonesians are actively being silenced about this situation.they are even planning to cut off the internet and electricity so whenever you try to record what's going on you will hardly be able to see anything.

I will add some hashtags to help spread this.

[peacevine]

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

[peacevine]

[tinfoilmagician-deactivated2025]

Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

[curioscurio]

What if I were a lawyer and you were a comic bubble… and what if we were both girls…

[curioscurio]

oc brainrot. is real

[dkpsyhog]

You managed to give expressive posing to an abstract shape what the fuck

[whyenn-reader]

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

[whyenn-reader]

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

[whyenn-reader]

if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

[woundsodomy]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[styleskiszka12-deactivated20211]

I’m straight up CRYING

[dragonsmirk]

The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D

[king-of-oreo]

She think he’s one of them

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[rainrot4me]

What do you think of AI and AI writers?

“AI writer” yeah no. Fuck AI. You’re not a “writer” if you use AI. AI is actively killing ecosystems, using drinkable water, affecting poor neighborhoods with AI data centers, and ruining artists and artistic spaces. If you use generative AI in any way, please don’t interact with my account 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 thank you all