imagine receiving a picture of goopeth as a thank you card.
she's selling it at GOOP.
delightful!

shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
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Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola

Origami Around
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@rageagainstthegoop
imagine receiving a picture of goopeth as a thank you card.
she's selling it at GOOP.
delightful!
calm down peasants! gwynnie has her driving gloves on
delightful!
LOOK AT ME!
brain-sucking camel is disappointed
jesus
Gwyneth Paltrow should’ve named her son “Microsoft" and then her children would be pitted in an eternal struggle/occasionally make software for eachother
thanks, http://henshinbryn.tumblr.com/ via out-gayed-myself
"We’re human beings and the sun is the sun."
the sun is the sun
a real fucking einstein, this one.
No Thanks for Sharing
Thanks for Scaring
Thanks for Scarring
Think of the Children
No Thanks
gwyngetheq:
Thanks For Sharing
Oh HELLo Kitty NO!
goowthellokitty:
The Queen of Beige, the Tsarina of White Privilege, the “rap afficionado" and BFFle of Jay-Z, the Goopster, discusses the tanning of America moments that she has witnessed.
What is this fuckery, Huff Po??
“Gwyneth Paltrow was front and center of a pivotal cultural shift."
Holy moly this chick is a White Privilege conference unto herself.
Dame Kartharsis—we need some Beige captions!