Everyone Knows Where You Keep The Ice, Anthony!

Andy. Michigan. Too damn old. INFJ. Mostly just junk that makes me laugh, but really just anything I feel like slapping on here. I'm a big, gay nerd.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Me this Pride season

[jamesstandrew]

Anyone else have that feeling that the living part of your life is done and the only things left for you are obligations, health issues, getting used to the day, and using all your strength to put one foot in front of the other until you die from something perfectly preventable/treatable so that the phrase “What’s the fucking point?” loops through your head dozens of times a day? Or am I really as shit as my mental health keeps telling me I am?

[sleepy-bebby]

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This Untitled Goose Game expansion is WILD

[seasonofhorror]

Addams Family Values (1993) | The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

[philomenacunksmatepaul]

[goodpokeaniscreencaps]

happy birthday to ash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[viejospellejos]

What the duck?

[humanbeanisnotamused]

[Description: the video is captioned "Find the duck game", and we see several blindfolded women in hijabs groping around an enclosed ring while spectators look on, cheering and laughing . After a few seconds the camera pans so that you can see the duck, who is waddling around, casually yet resolutely resisting capture. Periodically the women collide with each other. They do not find the duck. End ID]

[elvashayam]

#it is a beautiful day in indonesia and you are a terrible duck

tags via @humanbeanisnotamused

[hasufin]

That duck is having the most fun of anyone present.

[jamesstandrew]

I desperately want to play this

[introvertsnation]

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

Losing my mind over this

[bruntalism]

kesha - joyride (official video)

[thememedaddy]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[theonion]

Though they had reportedly anticipated his psychological breakdown for the past several months, friends and family members of local man Lucas Whitford acknowledged Wednesday that the mental collapse the 32-year-old billing specialist was currently suffering looked entirely different than what they had expected. “I personally thought he’d be more or less normal, and then one day, when something pushed him over the edge, he’d just snap and have some sort of screaming meltdown in public or something, but it hasn’t been like that at all,” said Whitford’s older brother Samuel, 35, later adding that until recently, he had pictured his high-strung sibling responding to his mounting mental strain by quickly becoming enraged, yelling some paranoid nonsense, and perhaps even needing to be physically restrained, instead of gradually and silently retreating from all interactions with others as he has done over the past two weeks.

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[spaceytingz]

[kosmogrl]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[kottbulle]

[collapsedsquid]