Dadquest - R&G vs the world

he/it, 27

[eldritchgirlthing]

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

[tartmagica]

[pawberri]

😝😝😝😝😝

[anxiety-banana]

hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!

[stevishabitat]

[anxiety-banana]

the way i am shaking with tears is an understatement I'VE BEEN QUOTED

[stevishabitat]

I'm printing it and taping it to my mirror BTW

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m printing it and

taping it to my mirror

BTW

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[mousegirlheart]

please look at my baby

[contemptible-scoundrel]

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

My girlfriend's kids have started asking why Auntie Jody only comes to visit when their daddy's deployed

[tehepicduckeh]

really really happy about this new popukar art from the 2nd monhun collab oh my god she's so cutes with ittt

many girls here wish to look like this i think

[mousidy]

do your TME friends know you have this blog? Do they see what you post here? How do you feel about them reading through it?

yeah. they've told me they've learned a lot from my blog and they appreciate what I'm doing lol

[mousidy]

[netherator]

shocked to know you have "tme" friends with how you talk about them

[mousidy]

every day I put my TME friends in my industrial paste mixer

[mothersoatmilk]

sorry @techne-makre , i just really liked this interaction

[subspaceskater]

hadiya comm for tagg

[flower-psychedelic]

Otome no Teikoku by Torajirō Kishi

[shivroy]

[ysolt]

quick aiden before class

[hellbabyfromhell]

Stop punching me!!! 👊😡

*youe fist phases through me, and i appear on the opposite side of the room* *smirks* youll have to do better than that.. now dodge my thousand blows 👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥👊💥

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.