The World's Worst Fangirl

Rae, non-binary, all pronouns are fine literally just here to reblog stuff I like and post my smut stories

[alyssamariag]

they took my purse!!

[onlytiktoks]

[taskmastersource]

Have the most exhilarating near miss with this paint balloon. You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.

TASKMASTER 21x10 • Domestic Bumfluff

[pascalsky]

PEDRO PASCAL for Style Magazine Italia

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[taskmastersource]

TASKMASTER EPISODE TITLES — Series 21

[taskmastersource]

TASKMASTER • 1x05 // 18x08 // 21x02

[ragingduststorm]

Y/N: You never take me to Bangladesh.

Lex: I did not realise you wanted to go there.

Y/N: You never cook me sausage on an open flame.

Lex: We both detest camping. But if you wish, I can have a fire built in the garden.

Y/N: You never anoint me with oil.

Lex: I think some of the things we have done with oil can be counted as 'anointing'.

Y/N: You never write me a novel.

Lex: I recall you describing my writing style as 'revolting'.

Y/N: You never poison the mojitos of my enemies.

Lex: That one I have done.

Y/N: What? Who? When?

Lex: Oh, wait, no. That was a Cosmopolitan. I will get right on that, though.

[houltsworld]

First look at Nicholas Hoult in David Leitch’s ‘HOW TO ROB A BANK’

In theaters September 4.

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL for Fantastic Man issue 42 photographed by Ethan James Green

[taskmastersource]

He's so famous.

TASKMASTER 21x01, "Cube is Good"

[rhettroblues]

LEWIS PULLMAN at the 98th Academy Awards — March 15, 2026

[rhettroblues]

LEWIS PULLMAN Vanity Fair Oscar Party — March 15, 2026

[maybethistimemegz]

[official-buckybarnes]

Against bullies since ‘30

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[daily-men]

OSCAR ISAAC Brioni, Fall/Winter 2024