I know, but asparagus is so gross. It’s a wonder it’s even edible, really. Oh, I’m sure they did. Is it bad I find that kind of amusing?
“If you grill it with bbq chicken it’s not as bad. No, of course not, because it’s fucking hilarious.”
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@ragingfey-blog
I know, but asparagus is so gross. It’s a wonder it’s even edible, really. Oh, I’m sure they did. Is it bad I find that kind of amusing?
“If you grill it with bbq chicken it’s not as bad. No, of course not, because it’s fucking hilarious.”
Whaat? No.
Aww damn, you went and got me all hot and bothered.
This ain't got nothing to do with nothing but I fucking love your hair.
Thank you so much. I fucking love your face.
Is that you’re subtle attempt at flirting?
She smiles and begins to write on her board once again, “it’s peaceful and relaxing, very different from the city life so I like it a lot, what about you?”
“Same, not as busy you know? Don’t know if I like it enough yet. Nice place to train either way.”
Ah, I think I understand now, so why is she the lead then? So is she just the only bad character then? I can’t disagree with that, you are quite charming.
“To make you like the other characters even more. Charm is what I aim for, chivalry is where I settle.”
She nods at the person’s question, “It’s quite nice to meet you, Fey. Yeah, just moved here last week so I’m also quite new.”
Yeah? You liking it so far?
I’m trying to imagine that and I’m honestly coming up blank, how does a person sound like a toilet that never stops flushing? Is she mean and heartless then? Like I’m assuming she’s quite respected and probably feared and all the good godfather-like attributions, but what about the bad ones? Oh, don’t say things like that, love, you’re going to make me blush.
Being monotoned and completely uninteresting helps. Not heartless but completely self obsessed and uninteresting. The bad characters? There aren’t a lot. Good then my boyish good looks and ausi charm must be working.
“So I’m guessing you use that to your advantage? Do any of them actually think you’re the celebrity?”
“Eh, a little white lie never hurt no body, especially if it helps you get off.”
Uh… wow, okay, I’m not good at talks of the human anatomy… Although I’m definitely a fan of netflix.
Why, we all got em? Yeah? You seen the new season?
So does she actually sound like nails on a chalkboard when she talks to then? Well at least the rest of the cast makes up for it~
More like a toilet that never stops flushing. Yeah, there’s this one chick that’s like a Russian god father, no spoilers though. My god it’s hard to concentrate on this conversation, you are like absolutely stellar.
She smiles gratefully at the other person before writing on her board, “thank you, that means a lot to me for you to say that,” realizing that she doesn’t even know the other person’s name, she adds, “I’m Cheyenne by the way, and you are?” before showing them the board.
“Call me Fey. Pretty new to town. You?”
C-Can’t say I’ve actually s-seen it yet because I’m still making my way through Once U-Upon a Time but I’ll k-keep my eye out for when I do w-watch it and let you k-know.
‘Once’ is pretty good, but like ‘Orange’ the main character is the most boring.
I was at the store the other day and a blind man was walking around with someone and a dog. The dog didn’t have a jacket on, but I just assumed it was a service dog. Anyways, when their backs were turned, the dog grabbed a package of asparagus. I didn’t say anything, but I should’ve. The poor dog probably ate some and puked.
“They can eat vegetables, mine ate carrots. I wonder if the clerk made him pay for it.”
ragingfey:
She smiles reassuringly at her companion to show that it was ok and it didn’t bother her. Turning the now erased board back towards herself, she begins to write again.“It just… it feels weird to talk.” She admits silently to herself and to the stranger in front of her through her writing.
“Then you shouldn’t do it.” He just shrugged his shoulders. “Just do what feels.. you.”
Oh, great. It’s Jared, actually, but I can deal with Foster.
Good cuz that’s what I was gonna call you anyway. My name is... Millionairebillionairegazillionaire...420blazeit.
Hm… the newer season right? Mm, nope. I don’t see it.
Seriously? Nothing? God damn maybe I’m the delusional one.