Chunky Yet Funky Large & In Charge💋

Cicely. 23. Springfield. She/her. I do what I want. 18+ NSFW, but mostly trash posts. Come say hi. 🤗

[catasters]

[t8rshapes-blog]

[ferris-fields]

This makes me so happy and I don’t even know why.

[0ci0]

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[sleepneep]

never TE OLG9 DO FATS

[youcakelessfuck]

[batshitdrusilla-deactivated2019]

October on her pumpkin throne 🎃🍁🖤

[dragon-in-a-fez]

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I'm pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why tf do y’all keep tagging this “shrimp heaven now”

[fawkesfire]

@nightlysun

[theneolistickid]

[allthingseurope]

[stability]

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around, and your phone is dead. From the side, you hear him.

“JUST DO IT”

[fuckjerry]

[funnygifs-funnygifs-funnygifs]

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[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[lizardsister]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[senshimeshi]

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE 

[4gifs]

[thetattedstoner]

*that bullshit*

Me:

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me