Mouthing Off

Ein tropfen auf den heißen stein. I play with toys, make bad jokes, and occasionally spam my many pets.

[cineraria]

[kardashlan-deactivated20150502]

there can be only one

[share]

Colin is honestly a genius

[nemutakaramoved-blog]

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

[spookydinoz-deactivated20180524]

In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.

[takasquid-deactivated20161219]

[sixpenceee]

These Japanese flip books are on another level. (Video)

[babyanimalpics]

[babyanimalposts]

baby animal posts daily

[vanillaicesmoved-deactivated201]

[geekearth-deactivated20170402]

For FREEDOM…

[haineki]

mother i must feed

[harleygabs-deactivated20161011]

Mother, why do you cry?

[hate-thy-vidya]

Should have aborted it!

[sizvideos]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

how I deal with my parents cruel ness

[the-dawn-is-near-deactivated201]

Wait, where are her parents again?

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Disney. That’s where.

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Without me.

[girthakitt-blog]

Trigger warning: Breakfast

[avfwdrugec]

Holy shit.

[fitzefitcher]

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

[tastefullyoffensive]

"Where is your trunk, human?" [x]

[jinyii]

Cutest elephants ever.

[kidt82]

[mentalalchemy]

I laughed too loudly at this

[joeperdepoepie-deactivated20160]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[qugre]

thanks nintendo

[ragtimemouth]

dick-in-a-box

[mostlymyfavoritegames]

"The Wrong Train" 

By - Indigo Moorhead

Available on Society6