SLCpl

Here comes my son 🌞🌞🌞🌞

[angelicguy]

BREAKING: Poland has sent Ukraine twelve of its smelliest onions and a seesaw

[angelicguy]

35 year old guy i added on steam: Heh, well, I might be on tomorrow. You know how it is, with a kid and all- their schedule is your schedule

12 year old me: Totally get it man

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

[niceinchnails]

Who the hell is screaming outside

[larval-tear]

so santa’s wife is home alone tomorrow?

[supermodelcats]

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

He's fucking crazy

[peebong-deactivated20230721]

Hes fuuuucked

[studentlifeproblems]

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

Me after blocking people just for being annoying

[ashstfu]

*texts back six months later and picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

[woodrider]

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

[toastbutteregg]

[berrystumpytail]

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

[randomlonelytorment]

Me vibing to songs that are in a language that I don't speak a single word of:

[consultinggallifreyanfallenangel]

[mayessta]

[ashstfu]

i’m always so flattered when bees buzz around me. sorry miss, i’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought i was

[spnyuri]

when they stopped putting cd drives in laptops we ALL lost