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If you had to associate each member with a porn trope, what would it be?
Oh, this is going under a cut for sure…
I briefly thought about feigning ignorance about porn tropes, but who tf am I kidding? I might not know the exact name for all of these, but hopefully you get the idea.
Bang Chan - Hot tub! The classic hot guy hanging out in a tub, relaxing, only to be joined by a stranger who wants a little more… stimulation… than the tub jets can offer.
Lee Know - I can so easily picture him in a "Boss punishes his secretary" type of video. Not punishes like demotes. Punishes like "gives HR an absolute heart attack." You know, spanking, throat fucking, that type of thing. All while wearing a suit.
Changbin - I can't not think of how his muscles would come into play, so I'm thinking he'd be in one of those pornos where someone can't pay their bill so they fuck their way out of it. Like, he's a mechanic who fixes your car and suggests an alternative way to pay when you can't find your wallet.
Hyunjin - Hyunjin strikes me as someone who'd be into voyeurism/exhibitionism (two sides of the coin, aren't they?), so I think of him for the caught masturbating trope. He'd put on a good show for whomever was watching before inviting them to join.
Han - Han just screams femdom/female worship to me! On his knees, pleasing his mistress, letting her use him as she desires. I'd say more but I think I might explode if I do.
Felix - I had a hard time narrowing him down, because his duality means there are so many tropes that I could see him working with! But for the sake of keeping this short… I would associate him with the "can't orgasm" trope - as in, someone says they can't orgasm and he shows them that they can, no matter how long it takes.
Seungmin - I have absolutely nothing to back this up, but cuckolding. I cannot explain it. I just think it fits.
Jeongin - The ol' pizza boy trope! You know the deal - he's there to deliver a pizza, but the person who opens the door asks for more than just a tasty slice, and he's only too happy to oblige.
Ok but I wrote a drabble about repair man Changbin a few days ago before I came across this. It's the first thing I've written so it's comedic and SFW but I high key hope someone will take that porn trope and feed my brain rot. Please and thank you.
If you had to write OT8 into X-Men, what powers would they have and physical characteristics?
The longer this sits, the less work I have to do 🤣 because as you said, Luce, they've been doing the work for me!
Bang Chan, we decided, is Caliban. Finding the other team members and bringing them together. I can't bring myself to give him Caliban's usual look - bald head and heavy brow - so I'm actually gonna steal Cable's look and give Channie a star-shaped scar over one eye. That eye glows when he's using his power.
Lee Know would have the powers of Sunfire. Burns hot and fast. Literally glows like the sun when he's powered up. Keeping the long hair, just because.
Changbin is the Juggernaut. Just a big ol' slab of unstoppable beef.
For Hyunjin, I like the idea of him with Mirage's powers of illusion. He'd read the minds of others and create a vision of their worst nightmare - or their wildest desires. Sometimes, when looking into the minds of his opponents, he'd be pleased to see that he is the answer to both.
Quicksilver Han is all your idea and absolutely perfect. Quick and quippy and confident as fuck in his abilities. Has to wear the goggles.
Felix is Gambit. 100%. That rakish charm, that swoonworthy accent, so cocky all the damn time. I need this one, actually.
Seungmin has me a little stumped (it's usually him stumping me for some reason). I feel like he'd be someone like Legion. Super powerful, but dark and twisted. And yes, I'd style him straight out of the comics, with the crazy tall hair with the white streak.
Jeongin would be Shadowcat. The cute maknae, full of enthusiasm and hopefulness, but also mischievous, prone to literally popping out of the walls at the most unexpected moments.
been pretty silent because I was stuck in this exact moment: 'Muddy Water' Han Jisung and I just had to draw him again! Hope you like it and show some love!
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Okay because of that last set you reblogged of Hyunjin, what is each guy doing at a rave?
Hahaha, he does look like a frat boy at a rave in that hoodie, doesn't he? Let's see…
Chan's actually the frat boy at the rave. He showed up because he heard it's an easy place to pull, but he stayed for the beat. Hasn't actually left the dance floor long enough to look for a hookup.
Minho's the dealer. Raves aren't his scene but they're easy money. He's not the type to walk around just muttering "weed" or "molly," though. He's elusive. Makes the ravers more desperate by the time they find him.
Changbin looks like security, hanging on the fringe of the crowd, head bobbing gently. People keep giving him a wide berth. But then the beat drops, and it turns out? He's not security, he's a shuffler:
Hyunjin is the glover. This guy:
Han's the raver trying to find the dealer. He's already done like three laps. Is willing to pay anything at this point. If he keeps asking you if you have any molly, you're gonna snap a bead off your bracelet and sell it to him.
Felix is a Kandi Kid (yeah I had to look that name up, couldn't remember). You know, the ones at the rave dressed like a rainbow vomited on them? With the bracelets? He's even got the hair.
Seungmin is the guy walking around on his phone all night, taking photos and videos. Not really into the music but still wants to capture the scene for his socials.
Jeongin is the newbie, the first-timer. Wandering around wide-eyed. Probably rolling a little harder than he should. But having a fucking blast.
Favorite hyunlix moment of 2022: this tiktok live <3
for @hyunlixwife
Honorable mention to their Paris trip which was what I originally wanted to make the set for but we never got our hyunlix paris vlog TT and all their magazine photoshoots because they were all 100/10!