Rain :]

• They/Them • I REALLY like minecraft • #1 yuri lover, #1 bagina fan‼️ • I Invented the color blue • and uh i talk abt things ig

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[javascript-official]

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

[destructionfanq]

oh my apologies i see my mistake

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @bingus48)

[constellaj]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[x-bee-x]

Drift: "Back to being mean to me?"

AJ: "Back to it? Oh no. You like it when I'm mean to you."

Drift: "No I don't, maybe a bit, but I'll never admit it."

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[the-frightening-ghoul]

ㅤ

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[arcane-strangeness]

happy pride month big dawg, here’s a question for you,

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 🤔🤔🤔

happy pride month to you as well fellow queer

As for the question— not very much actually, despite the name woodchucks those dudes live in the ground. Call em dirtchucks the way they're moving that stuff around

[rain-is-cool]

wait i didn’t know they were actually an animal i thought they were a myth highkey :0

[arcane-strangeness]

woodchucks are another name for groundhog as far as I'm aware. Also a bad name but slightly better. They do live in the dirt but they are not hogs

[rain-is-cool]

how’d they mess up on the name TWICE 💔 but that’s pretty cool, i never knew that 🙂‍↕️