Snakes And Such

Snakes, rats, dogs, who knows what else I’ll post ❤️ much love and always welcome to kindness

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[rainalynn27-blog]

First time I saw this I died a little, and to this day it still kills me 😂

[rainalynn27-blog]

Because my dogs act like they don’t hog all the attention in the house 😂 Lexi, my little mix girl that I’ve had for nearly 4-5 years and Francis, my baby boxer boy who will be 2 this year. I love them soooo much, they even have their very own full size human bed that sits at the foot of mine that they can sleep on. (Even though Lexi prefers to sleep on the couch) 🙄 they may be brats that like to drink out of a running faucet over their water bowl and will fight tooth and nail to be on top of me but they are mine and I love them endlessly ❤️❤️

[lollytea]

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

[thesixthstar]

readers: what time and place is this set in? Daniel Handler: Yes.

[the-transfeminine-mystique]

Like, our stance towards exclusionary theology should not be “well actually if we look in the Bible we can see that it never actually forbids being gay,” but instead “how fucking dare you presume to delimit God’s love? What blasphemous arrogance could have possibly led you to where you are? When did you start worshipping your own image in place of the Divine?” 

[colt-kun]

Apparently at my niece’s school the girls have started chanting “underwear” during class anytime they see a boy’s boxers from his pants being too low to protest against the teachers dress coding them for bra straps.

I’m laughing too hard to respond to my sister.

[rainalynn27-blog]

Girls get in trouble for dress code more often and more seriously than boys do. I literally was showing just a small amount of cleavage and got sent home with detention and the same day a guy was wearing a tank top with the sides cut out, you could literally see his nipples and nobody said a word. 😡

[rainalynn27-blog]

Nora’s pretty stinkin cute too 🐍😍

[rainalynn27-blog]

My baby boy Happy is absolutely adorable 🐍😍

[inkskinned]

dear universe;

hello. i am writing to let you know you did good job on the stars, and also on cats.

yours respectfully, me

[inkskinned]

dear universe,

in the original post of this, it says “dogs” where it now says “cats”. i do not know when (or how) it got changed, but i am glad that someone loved cats enough to do that, because i love my dog and i also love my cats and i felt bad about not mentioning it that first time. i’m also glad for all the tags where people told me what i should have added (like libraries and waffles and maple syrup) and i am glad for all the comments about how much they love their pets (and some people have such cool pets!)

i kind of think, universe, if we are your children, this is our macaroni art. see, see, see, you gave us a little bit of the stars, and we’ve made our own constellations. we tried to give back to you by making art and music and books and bad poetry and our laughter and our love and our tv dramadies. we took pictures of the night sky and pictures of sunsets and pictures of dew, we fell in love with space and the rivers and the rain. i personally have my desktop background as a picture of one of your nebulas. your hair looked great that day.

i think…. you did a good job, universe, on the stars, and what the stars became, because you put us together and yes, yes, things might be terrible - but good gracious did we make so many things worth loving, worth writing to you about, worth telling you - thank you, i’m taking the spark you put in me and using it to be kind, to be alive, to be wildly fierce about our gardens and gentle about our pets.

so hello. i amend my previous memo. i am writing to let you know you did a good job on the stars, and on my dog and my cats and the lizard i kept illegally in my apartment. and universe, i hope you’re watching, because some of the people you made? they’re great, universe, and they’re full of love, just endlessly capable of loving. and they give me hope.

and through them, universe, that’s you. that’s how the stars sing.

yours respectfully, me

[rainalynn27-blog]

This is absolutely beautiful

[rainalynn27-blog]

To the beautiful girl I saw last night

You came in and let your boyfriend order for you, you looked so cute in your knit hat, flowy blouse and purple tights. I could tell how hard you tried to put your outfit together. I took your order and once it was done I looked at you and gave you the biggest smile and said “I love your hat! It’s so cute on you!” And I swear you glowed as you hid your face with your hair and said “Thank you so much. I love it!” You and your man sat down as I brought you your meal and I again smiled at you both and made sure you had everything you needed. The moral of this story is that even though I knew you were transitioning I could still see the woman you are and have the respect to treat you as I would any other woman. Have some pride honey and don’t be ashamed to flaunt want you’ve got. You looked fantastic girl, I’d love to see you come out and be as glowy as you were when I complimented your hat all the time!

[fishtrouts]

It’s really cold

If you don’t have feathers you gotta improvise and borrow some

[wireslide]

If you can’t make your own feathers, store bought or stolen is fine.

[rainalynn27-blog]

I laughed so hard I snorted 😂😂😂

[rainalynn27-blog]

Miss Maui is freshly shed and absolutely stunning 😍😍

[rainalynn27-blog]

Maui is such a sweet little snoot 😍😍

[sexualassbutts]

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

[allydsgn]

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)

[palindromic-geek]

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[trash-slvt]

this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one

[parody-bit]

Augh, my tea!

[rainalynn27-blog]

Except for those of us who drink iced tea 🤷🏻‍♀️

[rainalynn27-blog]

My baby boy is missing

I haven’t said anything in hopes that he would show up but my poor baby Natsu got out and we haven’t been able to find him anywhere. It’s been 5 days so far and I am absolutely heartbroken. 😭 I have cried my eyes out over this, he is so beautiful and it’s just so unfair, he wasn’t even here for a full week. Hell it wasn’t even 2 days and he completely disappeared. We hope he’s hiding out in the walls (we have a small rodent issue) and is at least warm, but there is a chance that he got outside as we discovered a hole in our closet that leads under the house. If he got out...😞perks of living in an old, run down house I guess. Please pray he shows up soon. I miss him dearly and I’m so freakin upset. I’m sure he’s hungry and cold and I’m just making myself miserable worrying about him 😭😭😭

[peyjune]

okay so i was trying to buy a good Jar Jar mask on Amazon and look at this comment i wasn’t ready

[rainalynn27-blog]

I’m fucking dead ass dying in the break room at work 😂😂

[rainalynn27-blog]

Mr. Natsu has arrived! And boy is this little one feisty! Meet my beautiful, baby boy banana ball python