[darkholdharkness]

they were so doomed. rio bent the rules of the universe for her. she gave her six whole years, but that is so little. that’s not enough time at all. there would never be enough time and agatha hates her for it, forever. and in the end, rio still weeps for her

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

[darkholdharkness]

if you’re considering applying to law school let it be known that before i started my program i didn’t drink coffee and today i’ve had 4 espresso shots (and counting)

[darkholdharkness]

i wish i could translate in words how absolutely hysterical i am over my favorite fic in the agathario fandom updating today i’ve texted more people this morning than i did in the past 3 weeks combined this is crazy

[marxism-transgenderism]

Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap I make my tits that prominent for a reason

[fazedlight-deactivated20251111]

[kara-luthors]

Favourite Supercorp moments: S06E13 - The Gauntlet

[byulyi]

[darkholdharkness]

hit play on ep1 of agatha all along again just to feel something… baby come home the kids miss you

[sattelite-of-love]

KATHRYN HAHN as AGATHA HARKNESS

in WANDAVISION 1.08

[loserbutchblog]

sometimes i wonder if im actually butch or if im a poser then i remember that sincerely the most turned on ive ever been in my entire life was the day a femme (who i always held the door for of course) was walking a few feet ahead of me, reached the doorway, then STOPPED and waited for me to open it for her like she wouldn’t be caught dead touching a door handle when i was around. like she had forgotten how to open it herself. like it would burn her if she touched it. i still think about her all the time.

i genuinely think being spoiled is the hottest thing a femme can be. this girl was seriously smart as a whip and a thousand times more competent than i could ever hope to be. she can open a damn door, but the fact that she not only LETS me make her life a little easier, but INSISTS on it? im lightheaded

[ekingston]

[evgar]

five more minutes

[lucyllawless]

[blownawayy]

i want the world to stop for like 1 year so i can rest

[lonelyzarquon]

# matching each other’s freak

[softbrah]

“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it

[agathaspett]

SHE CAN’T BE REAL