Safety Lights are for Dudes

A personal blog featuring anything I find interesting

[luminous-orb]

stardew valley be like. I subsist on a diet of raw fish and algae. I stay up until midnight cutting down trees. I hang out in abandoned mines for fun. Everyone in town still wants to marry me

[suzeart]

I’d been kicking this idea around for a while and trying to think about how to articulate it. Pretty happy with how it eventually turned out! 

Sometimes I think about my reasons for getting tattoos (just for myself, not because they need justification). Adding onto this painting metaphore, I think getting ink is a way for me to put down portable roots. I move a lot and will be doing it again soon, and until I can actually settle down and paint some walls I’ll take visual control of something more accessible, namely myself.

[suzeart]

Morning reblog!

[secondlina]

Damn that was beautiful.

[brofligate]

I can’t believe this guy mansplained mansplaining.

[veronica-rich]

Correctile dysfunction

[aphony-cree]

According to Merriam-Webster an ultracrepidarian “offers advice on matters they perhaps should leave alone” and that makes this even funnier to me

[honoriaw]

Premature articulation

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[theoldandinactive]

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

[lonely-roads-at-midnight]

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

[uncannyx-citement-deactivated20]

Almost perfect

[spydecai]

@loki727

[gotohelldiane-deactivated202406]

[boredpanda]

Father Illustrates The Friendship Between His Tiny Baby And Giant Dog And The Comics Are Adorabl

[hisnamewasbeanni]

Omg yes please

[demimask]

when canon fails to give your fave the love and support they deserve so you gotta do it yourself

[conjunxed]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[anxietyproblem]

[radi0-open-door]

[marithlizard]

OMG there was only one bed AND THEY GOT ENOUGH SLEEP

[onewhoturns]

me, looking at bears gettin fat and sleepin

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love you all, but I have exactly Three (3) braincell today and they are being allocated to “Stop Dog From Opening Pantry and Eating Her Wieght in Dried Beans”.  This is a very wily dog and I need all 3 of them for this task.  Further updates as events warrant.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Update: The beans were apparently a clever ruse so I’d watch her and not the other, usually much less inventive dog, to snitch the bag of treats off the counter. I know he took them, but I can’t figure out WHERE.

FURTHERMORE this is an unprecedented level of cooperation between them so not only am I outnumbered I am also intellectually outgunned, so I have used the sole advantage I have left and used my superior upper-body strength and opposable thumbs to move a heavy chair in front of the pantry to keep her out of the beans while I look for the treats.

[thatdisasterauthor]

I appreciate your belief that the chair will stop her.

[gallusrostromegalus]

She, in fact, used it as a ladder to get on top of the fridge.   It’s surpisingly difficult to get a 70-lb dog off the top of your fridge, especially when she is very commited to staying up there and you have another dog trying to follow her up there via the chair you’re using as a stepladder to get the first dog down, but nobody broke anything besides the crock-pot.

She did NOT, however, get into the beans, so technically my plan worked.

There are people in the notes under the impression that we have not gone through every child safety lock, external latching system, assorted heavy objects and every other means of locking the cabinets but the truth of the matter is that this is a frighteningly intelligent animal with horrible monkey paws, hyena jaws and an extraordinary amount of patience so really the only way to keep her out of the pantry is to have a more intellectually engaging activity available for her.  Which I do not.

It is approaching 10 PM, I have a migraine and am being outsmarted by canids and I STILL haven’t found the dang bag of treats.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I found the bag of treats.

Good news: Dogs did NOT eat an entire plastic bag becuase it was vaugely chicken-flavored.

Bad news:  Arwen (Chaotic Supergenius Dog) has been able to open and close the back door with her horrible little monkey paws for about a year now, which mom more lor less taught her on purpose so she can let herself in and out as she pleases. APPARENTLY she taught Charlie (Solid B Student Dog) how to do this fun little trick becuase at 2 AM they woke me up to be let out, and wanting to see the night sky, I followed them out to watch them disappear into the slash pile and begin happily munching on the bag of ttreats Charlie had stashed out there while I was distracted keeping Arwen from the Beans.

I don’t think she even wants the beans. She just wanted my attention and to have a chicken jerky heist.

But now they’re working in tandem to hoard snacks outside.  I am going to go through the slash pile tomorrow when it’s not fucking 20 degrees out and see what else they have stashed in thier larder.

[veracrossing-blog-blog]

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

[animal-crossing]

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

[dudeswithswords]

[angelicguy]

when youre playin dark souls but in a discord too

[mindblowingfactz]

Multiple Star Wars lead actors have struggled with a habit of making their own sound effects for fight scenes - to the point where numerous takes needed to be re-shot because you could see the actors making lightsaber noises.

[catchymemes]