Girls are so pretty. FUCK.

I try to write as much as possible, that varies greatly from nothing to two updates in a week. Abnormally obsessed with werewolves. Gay as fuck.

[chainsawpunk]

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[justplainsalty]

The blog post is pretty great too.

[kdinjenzen]

12 years ago I made a vine that went viral on social media with my then 1 year old cat… and after many requests over the years, it's time to do a follow up!

So here we are! Yama the cat and Kdin the human 12 years later. Yama is still the same, and I've uh… changed a lot!

[kdinjenzen]

To answer some questions in the reblogs...

YES! That was me 12 years ago, I made this vine along with the Luigi-Board Vine, and a few others that went around quite a bit.

YES! It is the same cat! He was 1 year old in the original vine and he's 13 years old now! He's super healthy, very active for his age, and loves to cuddle.

YES! My boobs are natural, 9 years of Estrogen and 8 years of Progesterone will do that to ya~

[tahthetrickster]

stunlocking my idiot child by throwing too many of her favorite toy at her

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Les dances à travers le monde

[passionpeachy]

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

[hotvampireadjacent]

Tips for gamers

[stupidusernamepolicy]

[worldofdarkness-eyecandy]

Artwork by:  Andréa Boloch

[oddthesungod]

just two gfs <3333

[hwardlaunch]

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

[hwardlaunch]

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

[weonsinnombre]

[guerrillatech]

[dushku]

halloween 2021 marathon ↳ day 7 🎃 GINGER SNAPS (2000) | dir. john fawcett

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[silverbelling]

[otomesass]

This is the spoopy content you need on your dash

[xmasqueradeangelx]

This is so precious I can’t even…

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Everybody loves pumpkin enrichment! 

These are great items because they’re fun for the herbivores to each, the carnivores to tear apart, and everybody to roll and throw around. They’re tactile, olfactory, and edible enrichment all in one! 

I believe they’re acceptable on-exhibit enrichment for naturalistic facilities like Brookfield in Chicago, too. 

[losethehours]

I think of this time of year as Tumblr’s Annual Pumpkining of the Animals Post.

[chinasorrows]

put together some fun vines that i hope haven’t been used in every other compilation ever ✌️ enjoy

[madiesunny]

I love stumbling across these old compilations, cause they’re just stupidly wholesome and make me miss these times so much.

[worldofdarkness-eyecandy]

Artwork by:  Heitor Pereira