🐍Ssslytherin Blog🐍

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[slytherin-sarcasm]

Slytherin: I love this picture of the group. We were so happy

Hufflepuff: where’s Gryff?

Slytherin: they weren’t a part of the group yet. That’s why we were so happy.

[slytherin-sarcasm]

Slytherin: when I first met you, I did not like you

Gryffindor: I am aware of that

Slytherin: but then you and I spent some time together

Gryffindor: uh-huh...

Slytherin: it did not get better

[rainbowotter007]

Just dorm room things.

(Forgive me, I know it’s empty af.)

🐍🏳️‍🌈

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #121

[goodslytherin]

I know I don't have to be sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with... I would hate to be wasteful.

[rainbowotter007]

After YEARS, guess who has finally decided to play this again. 🐍✨🧪

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #187

Hufflepuff: Who annoys you more… Gryffindor or Ravenclaw ?

Slytherin: if I were to make a venn diagram it would consist of one circle.

[rainbowotter007]

And that’s why we are in Slytherin.

[rainbowotter007]

Happy Holidays Merula :)

She’s shook.

I know she’s mean to us, but everybody needs friends. And Slythies stick together. 🐍💚

[incorrect-slytherin]

Pep talk

Gryffindor: do you ever say anything encouraging?

Slytherin: I encourage you not to be a dumbass

[rainbowotter007]

These Hufflepuffs are a bad influence...

[severusthesavior-deactivated202]

I just have so much love for Snape

[rainbowotter007]

Truly a duo to fear. 🤣

[realhogwartsquotes]

Slytherin: *to Hufflepuff* But if I’m mean to you then you won’t be mean to yourself.

Ravenclaw: I don’t think that’s how that works.

[rainbowotter007]

Later that class...

[slytherin-headcanons]

686. Slytherin Fleetwood Mac karaoke nights because they all love them and it’s always playing in the common room

submitted by anon

[slytherin-headcanons]

683. Slytherins sending glitter howlers as the ultimate revenge

[rainbowotter007]

I LOVE THE SNOW UPDATE LOOK HOW COOL!!