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no thoughts, just vibes

[cariykon]

Bad End

[leifyposting]

varka a braver man than me fr because if i was surrounded by a horde of teenagers i would NOT be giving them knives

🏕️ eula/jean

🏕️ pre-canon excursion (gone wrong) (not clickbait)

🏕️ T-rated

🏕️ 7.5k words

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[cariykon]

hi. made a comic for this polytrix fic (so we were liars) by @arendellesfirstwinter

(go read it it's FANTASTIC and also COMPLETE. dw rumi gets better)

[leifyposting]

fic authors can have a little “jean taking care of kaeya after his fight with diluc.” as a treat

🚗 jean&kaeya with side rosajean

🚗 college au

🚗 T-rated for canon-typical injury

🚗 6.1k words

🔗: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62513437

[genshin-design-poll]

Which of Lisa's outfits is better?

Outfit 1 (I am familiar with this character)

Outfit 1 (I am NOT familiar with this character)

Outfit 2 (I am familiar with this character)

Outfit 2 (I am NOT familiar with this character)

Voting ended onMay 18, 2024

("Purple Rose"/"A Sobriquet Under Shade")

[rainbows-and-unicorns]

i only like the second one because she doesn't have the dead mom hair

[basketballanonsblog]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I read this Jeongmi fic the other week, and it's just...

When I grow up, I want to be as good as this writer 🫠

[catasters]

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

[maddiesharafian]

Oops, I never uploaded this one to Tumblr (which I only realized when someone else did, but then was kind enough to tag me, thank you)!

This is the comic that kickstarted my obsession with telling stories with as few panels as I could (usually 10-11 haha), so it’s got a soft spot in my heart. 

[dandelion-wings]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A fight gone awry traps Jean and Kaeya beneath a rockfall in the depths of Brightcrown Canyon. Kaeya's attempt to distract Jean from the severity of her injuries turns into a discussion of her relationship with Barbara as she considers her regrets. Meanwhile, Diluc and Barbara, searching for their missing siblings, have a similar discussion of their own.

I am DONE poking at the Brightcrown Canyon fic, which means it is time to put it up! I'll probably post a chapter a day, or every two days if RL gets unexpectedly hectic; this one and the next one are largely set-up, but then we get into the REALLY fun bits (suffering). :> Please enjoy!

[sorveteir]

[intothegenshinworld]

Fate’s Destiny,

☆ a SAGAU series

Chapter 1 || A new beginning

Chapter 2 || The isekai life

Chapter 3 || Freezing cold

Chapter 4 || An adventure towards the Adepti

Chapter 4.5 || The Cavalry Captain

Chapter 5 || Visit at Wangshu inn

Chapter 6 || Liyue harbor

Chapter 7 || A new path

Chapter 8 || Recollecting

© intothegenshinworld. Do not copy, repost, translate or take heavy inspiration from my content. Thanks for reading. 

[moonilit]

Im having a blast with those random quote generators HABJXKA

[orangeamethystt-deactivated2024]

[nyasmodei]

one of my favourite twitter threads pt. 1

[cadriona]

The fun thing about Beidou travelling all the time, and probably to different nations consecutively, is that one can probably tell what her last stop was just from the alcohol in her flask, which means that anyone (Ningguang) who might want to take a sip should she let them would be in for a russian roulette of wtf did the pirate get this time.

[genshinincorrectly]

Venti: Sorry I’m late, I broke down on the way here

Jean: Is your car okay?

Venti: Car?