legible posts at last

the letters are big!! you can read them!! i can read them!! we don't have to squint anymore!!

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[ducksdontdraw]

will you love him?? 🥺 will you buy. hats.

[krunkidile]

found you a new hat.

[passumbapper]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[galindatopland]

women are half the population

[galindatopland]

pick your warrior

[galindatopland]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

[kosmogrl]

springcore

[cheaphalloweencostume]

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[thestuffedalligator]

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

[thestuffedalligator]

“Hello I’m Officer Goodguy”

“I didn’t kill him!”

“I wasn’t going to ask if you killed somebody”

“Oh, sorry”

“Did you kill somebody?”

“Oh yeah”

[thestuffedalligator]

“I’m gonna have to take a look around”

“Okayyy but you’re not gonna like it”

*opens door, reveals room full of badly keyed in fire and high pitched screaming, closes door*

“Well?”

“I didn’t like it”

[thestuffedalligator]

It won the audience choice award, obviously

[everyday-cutephoto]

[herpsandbirds]

[ralfmaximus]

Awesome free anti-vaxxer block list in the comments!

[dogpuppy]

[diluftmensch]

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[byjove]

I wouldn’t be so disgusted by the amount of age gap relationships in media if it was equal to the genders but Hollywood is allergic to and disgusted by cougars. God forbid a woman looks like she could be older than the male lead, we gotta cast someone 10 years younger just in case.

[my-dailydreams]

[paper-mario-wiki]

there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.

you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.

[paper-mario-wiki]

yes, thank you