New World Order Help Desk

(AKA Rainbow, Dash, Dashie, RD, whatevs.) What to expect: Chicken Smoothie drama, tabletop gaming, Overwatch, Furvilla, My Little Pony, Team Fortress 2, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Golden Sun, American history Chicken Smoothie:Rainbow Dash DeviantART: Rainbow-Smashed

[rainbowsmashd]

I agonized over this decision but I think I did okay.

[dappervolk]

OUR KICKSTARTER IS NOW LIVE!

Click here to go to it!

Here is some general info on our campaign for your reference:

It will last exactly 30 days.

You will be charged only at the end of the campaign if it succeeds.

You can pledge with an account or as a guest.

We’ll be looking into setting up backerkit which will allow extra convenience for backers so look for updates on that on social media!

Reblog this post to help us reach our social stretch goal for the Gem Serpent avatar item!

[furvillaconfessions]

Just as I foresaw... Because of the "griffies" popularity, now everyone with a closed species has breeding. I can't be the only one who's nonplused about the whole thing...

[rainbowsmashd]

Quite a few of the Griffies’s markings are all copies of Wajas anyway.

[furvillaconfessions]

i cant get over how butthurt people get when you say you dont like gore. its fucking gore. im not sensitive for not liking gore its litearlly.. its literalyl gore holy shit why are you so personally offneded THAT I DONT LIKE LOOKIN AT BLOOD 'N' GUTS. be a special snowflake and edgy w/ gore all u want but dont bitch at ppl who dont wanna see it.

I work in medical and I can tell you now these edgelords would feel faint at the sight of the real gore I see. It’s a natural defense mechanism to avoid it so fuck em

[rainbowsmashd]

I work in the veterinary field and I agree with Queen that these kiddies could not handle real gore. They’d freak out.

I feel like a lot of people into gore on FV are into it for the “look at how interesting and edgy I am” factor.

[furvillaconfessions]

Anybody saying anything about the restocking system and Toonlink is immediately there to tell the person how they are wrong and there is nothing wrong with the system. And that there is no way that there is no way anyone ever could be botting at all.

[rainbowsmashd]

Criticize FV at all and Toonlink will run as fast as he can to whiteknight and dismiss people with complaints as whiners and lazy. Like dude sometimes you're on point but most of the time you have the attitude of "I don't have an issue therefore everyone is wrong."

[furvillaconfessions]

Why do mf's use furvilla as their personal journal like. Get on tumblr and whine about your life story. That's where you need to be if you want asspats.

[rainbowsmashd]

I'm still of the opinion that most users on FV don't know how to use forums since they're used to how Tumblr works so they just treat it like Tumblr.

[furvillaconfessions]

Almost all of these "free" snowpet stud thread are just low key scams tbh and it pisses me off because you can't report them because people still agreed to be suckered in to it.

[rainbowsmashd]

There was one where like you got your original pet back but they got to keep a whole bunch of the outcomes. Oh, and if your pet bred the next rarity up? Too bad. The studder got to keep the rare outcome your pet bred.

If you want a Snowfox breeder, go with Hymn. I did and she will not only give you your pet and the result, but she offered to trade the female my Snowfox bred for a male so I could have a breeding pair of my own. A+. Go hit up Hymn.

[furvillaconfessions]

I'm just trying to sell painties at a modest price but there are people selling entire base redraws for like 200FD what the fuck

[rainbowsmashd]

Point me to these people. I’m selling base redraws for a fraction of what I would normally charge and no buyers.

[furvillaconfessions]

What the fuck is Sven's problem?

Everyone’s complaining about the entitled and elitist beta players but this user seems to be new, and made a thread bitching about how they can’t make anything with their two whole villagers, and then got rude to people before locking their own thread to stop people from replying.

Their reply to MystRunner is pretty rude too; Heaven forbid that someone felt the need to explain the benefit of having multiple villagers because it’s not pandering to Sven’s “I don’t want to work for my goals I want shit handed to me NOW” attitude.

Fucking hell.

[rainbowsmashd]

Wait, they’re praising GAIA’S economy?! The one where billions is pocket change and for every 1 gold shop release there’s 1890728369419 items you need to pay real money for? THE MOST PAY TO PLAY GAME.

AHAHAHAHAHA.

[citruswisp]

this is one of the names this yokai can have if you click random

[pershuns]

mccree nO-

[obviousplant]

Bernie or Hillary? Left on the streets of Los Angeles.

[dirtygfconfessions]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

No one here seems interested in the grimy parts of mental health. Everyone wants to talk about mental illness as quiet introverts drinking tea and nervously stuttering over words. No one ever talks about symptoms like paranoia or hallucinations or hypersexuality or compulsions or homelessness or drug addiction or delusions or psychosis or violent urges. Every time a clearly mentally ill person commits a crime, and someone says, “Hey, maybe this is a sign that we need to improve mental health awareness in this country,” everyone goes to screaming: “This isn’t about mental illness! Mentally ill people aren’t violent!”

But yes, sometimes mentally ill people are violent. Sometimes we are bad people. And even those mentally ill people are in need of advocacy, maybe even more so.

When you post “Protect people with mental illnesses at all costs,” do you mean all of us, or just the cute ones?

[aliform]

I get sick of tumblr’s version of self care, which 90% of the time threads into this beautifully: go pet a fuzzy cute animal! pile up your favorite blankets from childhood and watch disney movies! take a nap! play a game from this list of cute soothings games! 

More realistically: go take a shower because it’s been three days. Wash the dishes that have been in the sink since last Friday that you can smell as soon as you open your door because rotting food stinks. Pick all your clothes off the floor because that’s where your entire wardrobe is and you’ve already cried today because you tripped over a sweater and realized the cat puked on it. Call someone who can give you enough courage to pay that bill you’ve been ignoring. Put away the crackers because that’s all you’ve eaten for two days straight. Apologize to the friends who are worried sick about you, and if you can’t at least let them know you are ok and need space. 

One of the most empowering types of self-care is responsibility, but tumblr just wants to sit in a closet strung with fairy lights and read their favorite fic.  

“Cute” self-care for “cute” mental issues. That’s not reality. 

[afatbabe]

bongwatersmellslikeshit

[rainbowsmashd]

HELP FINDING CERTAIN MERCH AT ANIME EXPO

My friend asked me to find something provocative of Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon for him as Tuxedo Mask is his guyfu. I interpreted that as “outright pornographic“ so I’ve been looking. The doujin booths have failed me, and I cannot find any creepy body pillows either.

So Tumblr. Help me find pervy/pornographic/maybe even creepy Tuxedo Mask swag! NO HOLDS BARRED. THE MORE FUCKED UP THE BETTER.

[rainbowsmashd]

I’m going back to school to get an associate’s in Graphic Design. Maybe I can finally have a job where I get paid consistently to photoshop, not that I don’t love you horse nerds that give me money for art.

I’m mostly hoping that this place isn’t a huge super-duper liberal weirdoland like my alma mater turned into. Or at least it’s avoidable.

[rainbowsmashd]

For absolutely no reason I took lines from horrible hentai games and slapped them on pony screenshots.

There will probably be more.