future corpse

some of you have never had to find your fanfic through a geocities webring and it really shows

[victusinveritas]

[tibets]

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

[tibets]

i have truly posted some things online

[karaagehime]

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[lukearnold]

requested by salvachester 

[lukearnold]

[andremichaux]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1.04

[notslayerage-deactivated2013112]

[vexwerewolf]

TERFs have no right to speak. Ever. On any topic.

[petrichor-mist]

lost in a purple haze~

[spankerella]

Factual.

@ daily.darkhumor

[smacksmash]

[raincityruckus]

he should have been cast as nicolas de lenfent, i'm not taking feedback at this time

[brandonlees]

You're tresspassing.

THE CROW 1994, dir. Alex Proyas

[hearteyesilya]

[etheltempest]

evil has been defeated

[knifefightscene]

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[dracaria-dracarys]

Does everyone understand the plan?

Uhtred, Finan & Sihtric

THE LAST KINGDOM S5E9

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.