Random shenanigans

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[setheverman]

i ship mario and his hat ;)

[setheverman]

.・゜゜*+:｡.｡ ♡ Mat ♡ ｡.｡:+*  ゜゜・．

[heikadog-deactivated20191114]

~Mappy~

(the hat is called Cappy)

[setheverman]

hmmmm i feel like this has just gone a bit too far

[butterbones]

The hats the top

[setheverman]

hmmmm i feel like this has just gone a bit too far

[endofanera2021]

😂✨

[jehovahhthickness]

How sway?

[domcain10]

The color yellow was made for Black women 🙌🏾

[darkislovelyyyy]

Wow

[babyanimalgifs]

this husky is mad because he wants to take a bath but isn’t allowed to

[beebossinner-deactivated2023102]

let my poor baby take his bath

[melissa-anne-rose-deactivated20]

If y'all really knew. If y'all really knew what utter drama queens huskies are this wouldn’t surprise you at all.

This is my life.

[tinyelfperson]

Literally my husky is the same way. He’s only a few months and he’ll cry to go back outside after being in the house two seconds.

[fractiousrvt]

I once ran out of my house in my pajamas at 2 in the fucking morning because I heard a dog screaming like it had been hit by a car. As I’m pelting towards the road barefoot I see an open garage with two people standing there and a husky in the back of a truck. I slowed down and asked them if that noise had been their dog.

Heavily embarrassed they admitted that it was. The reason for the godawful tortured sound the dog had made?

“We took his running harness off.”

And that was the moment I vowed to never own a husky.

[grison-in-labs]

I frequently pet sit for a friend’s husky, who is completely normal and unremarkable for her kind with one crucial exception.

She is dumb as soup.

(You didn’t hear that from me: her owner thinks she’s a genius, bless him.)

Anyway, my dog Tribble thinks Arya the husky is one of her very own adopted babies, so she stays with us fairly often. Reasons I have heard this dog dissolve into a screaming, wailing meltdown include:

I followed my buddy up a mildly steep hill and now she’s gone and I can’t figure out how to get down

That one cat won’t be friends with me even though all the others will

I hopped up on the sofa and the hardwood floor next to it is much more confusing than the laminate I have lived on since I was two months old and I don’t know how to get down

I’m mildly bored and my buddy yelled at me when I tried to bite her neck for the zillionth time

I want to play with that potted plant but you said I couldn’t

I’m overcome with joy because you took me on a walk to the hardware store

I want that biscuit but I forgot what sit means and now I’m frustrated

I haven’t seen you in two weeks and I forgot you weren’t dead and I’m overjoyed

You are not petting me enough

You are not petting me at all

I got lost four times in five minutes on the off leash trail and now you won’t let me off again for a while

There’s a brush and I need it

You made eye contact with me and didn’t immediately drop everything to pet me

She’s a very good dog, and she’s a sweet dog who is never offended by anything, but the screaming has singlehandedly ensued I will never, ever, ever own a husky. I like having functioning ears too much.

[violent-darts]

To be fair, you and your friend may both be right: huskies, like border-collies, are just intelligent enough to develop Exciting Cognitive Neuroses, much like a toddler, which frankly dumber dogs will skip because they don’t actually have quite enough extra cognitive space to think up ways to be utterly fucking ridiculous. 

I kind of suspect this is going on here in part because of the dog being so very specifically upset that the one cat won’t be friends, despite all the other cats being friends, and also the overcome-with-joy bits: you’ll notice they’re very similar to what makes toddlers randomly cry for no reason. 

Where a bulldog doesn’t care about the difference between laminate and hardwood, a husky is just smart enough to get VERY CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THESE ARE SUBTLY DIFFERENT AND POSSIBLY IT MEANS THAT GETTING DOWN WILL BE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE AAAAAUGH! and get hysterically anxious about it. 

“Smarter”, in animals as in humans, does not actually always mean “more sensible.” XD 

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I was feeling very lonely this evening and now I’m laughing down to my belly so thank you for this post

[chubbymon]

@grizzlywintz

[exmellivorinae]

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

[a-windsor]

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

[exmellivorinae]

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

[a-windsor]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[thundercluck-blog]

Hey friends!

Meg here for this week’s TUTOR TUESDAY! This week I go over just a little trick that I like to use when drawing and connecting arms/hands/legs/feet ect. This helps me with foreshortening as well. I hope it helps you folks as well! I have tutorials that talk more specifically about hand/foot/leg anatomy here. If you have any tutorial recommendations send ‘em in here or my personal. Now go forth and I’ll see you next week!

[leafyhun]

Okay but I feel so bad for Calvin.

He doesn’t deserve this shit. His personal stuff is his business, not some cunt hacker’s business or ours to be honest. And anyone who is begging the hacker to release Calvin’s nudes and personal information should be fuckin ashamed of themselves.

[moresidemen]

acting out tana mongeau’s stories in real life (f*cking myself with a toothbrush) (x)

[artbyshamma]

smiley calvin pt2?

[itsleafboi-deactivated20190327]

He’s so cute wtf

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[chrissongzzz]

Ohh damn 😂 plot twist

[whotfismooseagain]

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Lmfao damn

[potadumpling]

- Bye!

[raindrops-snow]

Me: my girlfriend looks so good right now

Friend: *looking around* really? where is she? is she here?

Me: no but i just *clenches fist* know

[galgalgalblog]

I’m proud of!

[thebootydiaries]

me seeing a dog doing literally anything: what a Cool Guy

[uikoru-remade-blog]

this is maggie and she wants to know if you think she’s cool

[thebootydiaries]

she is a star i love her

[librarydrone]

this is Zeus. he also wants to know if you think he’s an internet cool guy

[thebootydiaries]

yes,, amazing pronominal i love him

[akitashiranui]

Lilo gives you a smile in hopes that you think she’s cool despite only having one eye

[thebootydiaries]

im crying i lov e her so much look at that smile,she makes my heart race,,

[icantdrawbutiloveto-deactivated]

This is Pig, he’s a dog born with no neck.

He hopes you think he’s cool despite the fact he has no neck.

[thebootydiaries]

i love him omg,

[internationalbank]

This is Tim. He hopes you think he is cute too

[thecuteststraypup]

If you’re gonna use my gif, at least get my name right!

*growls*

[thebootydiaries]

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME IM GONN;A PEE

[lsseymiyake]

Mood board | Sensitivity, Romance

[thejokes-deactivated20161231]

This post got demolished

[fursoni]

*touches the soil*

Something terrible happened here…

[bang]

what if one day tumblr decided to reveal all anon messages

[qosmonautical]

I have a story!!!

One time someone from my school made this confession page on Twitter that you could text and it would immediately post on the Twitter page, completely anonymously. It spread really quickly and everyone knew by the second day it was going on. Some awful things were being said on it, I mean literally no one was spared. No one had any clue who was running it and they wouldn’t filter any messages. The school board got so sick of this account that they contacted authorities to see what they could do to shut it down, but since it wasn’t affiliated with the school, technically, they couldn’t shut it down.

So, this went on for four days, just awful messages being posted about one another with no clue who was posting them (as anyone could text the number to send in). Then came the finale which changed everything. At eight, they would accept any DMs and post them, any texts, and then post them all at once at midnight. Everyone was rushing to send in their confessions, and like 100 or so came in.

Midnight comes. Messages flood in. Then the owner posts something a little weird, along the lines of, ‘Nothing was anonymous after all’. And posts a fUCKING LINK WITH ALL THE NUMBERS AND THE MESSAGES EACH POSTED AND SCREENSHOTS OF ALL DMS AND THE NEXT DAY THERE WERE LITERALLY FIVE DIFFERENT FIGHTS

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

that’s some regina george level shit right there