i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag

stupid thot - [Cynthia - 25 - Florida/New York - she/her - trans girl] - sorry if I sent you a horny bot message I just logged in for the first time in four years

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And? Do you?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

we’re not talking about me right now

[omegaverse]

everything in ratched is so vibrant and beautiful…… how’d they access the shrimp colors for this shit

[moviequotes3]

they dont give mario enough credit for when he jumped on that lads head and clocked him bonkers in front of his mates...

[nothingreallymakesmehappy]

i found my deviantart from when i was 12 i dont deserve this

[nothingreallymakesmehappy]

me

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a lonesome peanut

[adonischildsupportcase]

[cungadero]

THIS IS LIKE THE 10TH TIME SOMEONE HAS PUT THIS ON MY DASH WITH LIKE A LONG FAKE STORY/EXPLANATION AND IT HAS 200K NOTES HOW DO NONE OF YOU SEE HOW FAKE AND BAD THE PHOTOSHOP IS I’M ABOUT TO GO APESHIT

[cungadero]

“TINGED BY SLOOF LIRPA”???????????????????????

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

[babybear]

this is like the pop up in sims 1 when your sim gets an anonymous call on the phone saying like "the end is near" with an evil laughing face

[octodoctor]

Remember that time Bowser was in a Disney movie and he was drinking coffee. This blew my mind and still doesn’t seem real. Look how small that styrofoam cup is in his massive claw. This just proves that Bowser has a gentle grip or else that cup would just crumple.

[totallynotreimuhakurei]

I want all of you to know that Nintendo was super anal about this scene

They specified everything browser does in this scene. Including the way he holds his coffee cup in his hands

[hdhskkshsjjsjsjskshsj]

Bowser did anal in this scene? It’s a kids movie??

[rumman]

patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him” 

[druun-deactivated20180630]

[hollowtones]

I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions. 

[hollowtones]

Frogs and toads aren’t vegetables. 

[hollowtones]

I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today. 

[ovur]

[cock-holliday]

What Trump dying would NOT do: take white supremacy with him, end the issues that are so deeply imbedded in this county’s foundation, end fascism

What Trump dying WOULD do: make me laugh very hard very much and very forcefully, perhaps even shed tears

[communismkills]

you're pretty ugly

“Big thick diapers, Cute girls, Cute fem boys, pantsu hentai, crossdressing hentai“

Probably because I am definitely not up your alley.

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

Hate to admit it but CK won this one.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[ghydswfv-deactivated20180412]

I got the border in my bag of goldfish and it’s creeping me out that I’ve never seen one before

[kickbeer]

my 2nd favorite cryptid 

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

look how much goldfish meat they are wasting all the time

[drhanniballecter]

don’t say it like that