rainingawesome

Hi! I like to pretend I post serious stuff or cool things, but it's just memes and jokes. Seriously. I've been here for years and I don't know what real people joke about anymore.

[cloudstation]

I think indeed dot com should have a comment section

[cloudstation]

"no salary listed hmmm....... 🤔🤔🤔"

"BACHELORS DEGREE TO WORK RETAIL PLEASE SAY SIKE"

"'fast-paced high-energy environment' just say it's toxic"

[wilwheaton]

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[kirby-appreciation]

Video made by @shinohara_kenta on TikTok!

[toastbutteregg]

[lizclimo]

[valilihapiirakka]

airline customer service: hello this is SAS how can i help me: ok so i booked a flight with you just now and i’d like to reserve a space for my pet in the cargo hold, i’m bringing a cockatiel SAS: (audibly worried) uh… uhm… i’m not sure we can… transport that kind of um… pet? me: oh, huh? i did ring to check before i booked and the guy on the phone said it’d be fine? SAS: (”dealing with unhinged customers” voice) uh. ok. well, i guess i can try to check… just give me some cage dimensions. how big is its cage me: well i got him a teeny tiny travel cage, so… 50x30x30, at most SAS: centimeters?? me: yeah? is there a problem? SAS: can you tell me exactly how big is this crocodile??? me: COCKATIEL SAS: …OH

[bettagal]

I’m dying.

[pusheen]

[doramilaje]

WHAT DO WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[christopher575]

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

[jimnutto-deactivated20230114]

[realsadjewishhours]

This was literally a hate crime.

[brokeshibe]

I’m about to go feral over this

[dicktouching]

It’s like they finally tapped into the insanity of this generation’s humor and went hog fucking wild.

[coffeeinmybeard]

Just when you thought bagel generalization didn’t go far enough

[triplemoonascension]

[arabellacrowe-deactivated202302]

Cutest thing I've seen all day 😌

[whitepeopletwitter]

Poltergeist

[whitepeopletwitter]

Society is a cage

[byjove]

poor southern small town Facebook is like…. 3 beautiful women feuding over the most fucked up looking jobless ne’er-do-well in the county, your friend from high school is having her 3rd baby at age 20 and naming it something horrendous, “this dog showed up in my yard, who’s fucking dog is this?”, “pray for my meemaw she broke her hip drunk last week and now has COVID”, meme about bass fishing (which was pretty funny from a townie), only other gay person in town making a milktoast liberal political post, thirst traps from someone who makes no one feel thirsty, details of a couple’s divorce online for everyone to see, ballpark fight between two moms, “this is on sale at the piggy wiggly so move your ass and go get some!”, “I love driving around in the woods drinking beer”, “it smells like something is burning, is a house on fire somewhere?”

[vladtheunfollower]

Pillow Fight by Richard Scarry

[kenziecore]

[memescomedy]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off

[neonprotagonist]

they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails.