I need someone to recommend fanfics about gigolas but from Aragorn's perspective; I need to read about his life as a third wheel
It also works if he never actually realized he was being a third wheel and went through the whole adventure thinking they were three friends until the end when he sees Legolas and Gimli kissing and is left with a wtf face
Hold my beer. (Because this is my absolute, no-contest favourite trope.)
Let's begin with a piping hot starter and go from there:
Aragorn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day by @lasgalendil – Mature, Bondage, Accidental Voyeurism, Aragorn Sees Things he cannot Unsee, Arwen ships it
The Three Hunters by the same author – Not Rated, Aragorn wishes he could unhear quite a lot of things lol
Words Unspoken by @roselightfairy – Teen, Established Secret Relationship, multiple Fellowship POVs incl. Aragorn
An Impossible Gap, Bridged, by Evandar – rated Gen, in which Aragorn finds out (this is very sweet!)
Five Times Legolas Watched Gimli Sleep and One Time He Didn’t by FurryBigProblem – Mature, what it says on the tin, runs the full gamut of emotions from fluff to light angst to crack (I hadn't read this before, but what a lovely find – the pros of compiling reclists!)
Advice by Theresa Green – Explicit (bc that's the archive import default, heavy on the innuendo though), Post-canon, Aragorn goes to his friends for sex advice, this is very, very funny but also very horny
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Bonus tidbit for dessert, because I realized I've written one of these, too:
The Go-between – Gen, Soulmate AU, tagged as "Platonic Soulmates" but can be read either way since Aragorn genuinely Does Not Know
