I Swear This Is An RP Blog: A Musical
Featuring such hits as
Maybe I’ll RP Today and its reprise No Wait Nevermind
What Was The Plot of This RP Again?
Fuck My Partner Deleted Their Blog
And the ever classic
I’m a Lazy Bastard
Starring everyone’s favourite
Nobody’s replied and its reprise Fuck everyone’s replied
Never forgetting the hit single
I’ve had these tabs open for days and haven’t replied to any of them
Another single recently released
everyone replies quickly to the threads, but I’m so damn slow and take a hundred years
Along with a new album
I swear I’m trying to work on your thread but my mind is blank on that thread and just that thread only
And it’s amazing finale:
I’m not meme trash I swear. I write actually responses I swear.
Now including the special bonus disc including new hits such as:
- Wait a minute that was a starter? I thought it was just an ask - Pointless family day trip out of nowhere - My muse is just gone and nothing’s working to get it back
And last but not least:
- WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DRAFT GO HOW DID IT VANISH
Order your tickets now and you’ll get two bonus tickets to the special aftershow:
DUCKI-I MEAN FUCKING AUTO ERE- AUTO CORRECT GOD DAMN IT.
With guest singers featuring:
- Notifications? What notifications?
- I’ve been waiting replies for days just to find out I’m the one who didn’t reply.
- My partner and I have 20 unfinished threads and we just started a new one.
- I forgot my own OC’s name.
Don’t forget the deleted song:
Why are timezones a thing? (My night is their day)
There’s also the song that was only drafted, but never actually sung or released to the public:
Whoops I guess I only reblog everything now sorry about that.















