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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

Kaledo Art

Discoholic 🪩
cherry valley forever
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$LAYYYTER

#extradirty
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver

roma★

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Not today Justin

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He committed to how pissed off he was
I love how petty this is
I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol
I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.
This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.
Uncivil obedience is my favorite kind. It’s how I finally got out of having to take piano lessons when I was 15.
you drove a bike into a police car to get out of piano lessons??
Broke: Corporate Twitter Memes
Woke: Spark Notes/Education Based Twitter Memes
me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid
other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.
Public service announcement: DO NOT attempt to take panoramic photos of your pet. The results are traumatic.
Via Countryside Veterinary Hospital
Well said Tom
me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn
imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.
for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.
why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails
I thought the picture wasn’t loading but then I was like ooooooHHHHH
It’s never too soon to rub peoples noses in this type of blatant ignorance.
SMH
A cat waking up from surgery
I am losing my shit
everyone trying to get me in the uber
YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM.
I don’t care if you’re not a huge fan of stand-up comedy, it should be a requirement that you watch Hannah Gadsby’s Nanette. It’s on Netflix, and it’s amazing.
every mother who’s critiqued her daughter’s appearance based on ~what men do or do not like~ owes that child an apology
LOUDER!
have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?
because
they’re
great
full album here
i can’t believe dobby invented hashtags
i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health
My boy snape saying what we’re all thinking
The dark lord
The four hogwarts founders
And my personal favorite
Lmao I know I have seen this before upon a time but here it is again