welcome, stranger

Watch yer step! Out there be monsters..

[boota]

[passumbapper]

[ford-ye-fiji]

[mothdogs]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

when welcome to night vale said: “Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.”

[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

[insomniac-arrest]

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

[durzio]

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

[larariumluparum]

truer words

[discountbadjokes]

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

ya fiction gets a bad rap for repetitive themes and plot points but like have you ever read adult contemporary . it’s just divorce divorce drug addiction divorce . overly descriptive depressing sex wherein both the characters hate each other and themselves. at least percy jackson had fun

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justcatposts]

So violent

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[srsfunny]

Saw something similar and had to recreate.

[nec-sanguinis-atramento]

[digitised-celluloid]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

my tinder bio

[surprisebitch]

when sasuke hit the floor, i felt that

[wereralph]

Legit I cannot stop thinking about this

[fortnitekushina]

i looped this for 27 hours and I was Awake the whole time

[kaijuno]

[thatbassistbitch]

Jess I just have one question. What was the train of thought that led you to put these two images together

[kaijuno]

An artist never reveals their muse

[thewowsignal2026]

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

[brklyn-9-9]

generally one of televisions best openings

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[berylian]

[grittymemewarehouse]

[weloveshortvideos]

Moseby has lost it…

[binches-deactivated20220521]

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie