world turned upside down

Amy/23/NJ

[dozydawn]

Acme Coffee advertisement detail, 1962.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

literally impossible to kill (professionally diagnosed)

[mulaney]

locomotivefishes: My mom asks: Will you come to dinner? she says you’re a very nice man.

[human-cliches]

Paintings of oranges by Woodstock/New York based artist, Karen O'Neil

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

y’all remember boromir? that wild son of a gun loved

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

he lo

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

sorry i’m crying he loved

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

pip and merry and he gave his life for them

[dayman]

[freckledennis]

this is genuinely the worst Dennis’s hair has ever looked

[depechepacito]

he has two widow’s peaks

[arthriticjester]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

[exileinguyville]

Japanese Breakfast photographed by Craig Scheihing, 2017

[natanvance]

[starwarsgenerator]

the republic is no more. wake up america

[rex-luscus]

when the star wars generator gets a little too real

[freshmoviequotes]

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

[skyawalker]

[gooodtoast]

The fighting Irish

[jaikell-remade-deactivated20180]

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome