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I literally did lmao, signed it with my face
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Lmaoooo who is making these
Mens-rights-activia
I literally did lmao, signed it with my face
that being said, i think i saw a match from the apps irl, yesterday. but i was more interested in his sister than him. she was a riot. s/o catarina if you're reading this
ever since i saw 2 guys kissing 4 months ago, and it hit me even harder just how boring my life is, i've been trying to make it a little more fun. and not just in the romantic way.
so, this started, pretty much, almost 10 years ago, when i had the most devastating friendship breakup of my life, truly catastrophic in ways that is actually not normal or healthy.
unfortunately life can be like a henhouse ladder, and i was really in a bad place in every aspect. because of my past trauma, i had absolutely no idea how to talk to or meet people. so i just didn't. it didn't help i was in rural germany, which, no offense, is not a place where you can easily befriend people. because of my anxious and introverted nature, i needed to be adopted, and i was the least adoptable person around.
then i moved to the big city, where i thought i'd have a better time meeting people. as it turns out, everyone is trying to meet people there. but they want to meet the perfect person. they want instant chemistry and full compatibility. you can't really get there with 1h small talk. i felt incredibly lonely there, i had no clue how to reach people. my job was horrible, my routine was a mess, i didn't eat properly and i didn't sleep properly. it became a nightmare by the end.
i came back to portugal determined to make friends and enjoy life. i came to portugal at the end 2019. pandemic hits, everything closes, no chance at all to ever do normal things again.
i did reconnect with my uni friends, and i love them still.
i started working, then i bought an appartment. work became very intense with workplace drama, but i did make friends there. work friends exclusively (and hopefully they stay that way), but at least they make being there bareable. but i was too tired to think of doing anything after work or even on the weekends.
i met some online friends and i still keep in touch, but they all live far away and we barely see each other.
one day, i got tired of being a complete loser with an unfinished masters, so i decided to start another masters. working 40h/week and studying full time. it went well (i'm working on my dissertation now, not going so well, but i have to get it done). i also decided to join a choir. i was constantly tired but it was worth it. i burned bridges with the lesbians of my city, but that's a different story.
as it turns out, i have an autoimmune illness. after taking medication for a while, i realized sleeping 14h on the weekends wasn't normal.
so this made me want to start doing something with this body of mine. the brain is starting to feel good, the body needs to catch up.
because i know myself enough, i knew i just needed the right motivation. it came with an instagram post advertising beginner adult ballet classes. at first, i had a schedule incompatibility and i was very sad i couldn't sign up. a few months later, i saw the same post with a different schedule. immediately signed up for a test class. i was in love from the first moment. obviously i have realistic expectations: i'm not going to dance at the paris opera, i'm doing it for the joy of the movement. i love how elegant is, how much it corrects your posture, how much strength an flexibility is necessary to do things that look simple. i'm not motivated by ambition, but by the joy doing it brings. which is how i felt about ballet as a child. i absolutely hated the fact that we had to do exams at the end of the year, with the threat of being forced to quit if we didn't pass. all i wanted was to learn and be better, i did not want some english lady to come here and tell me i can't dance anymore. so i took myself out of the equation, even though i loved it. i was a complicated 6 year old, i guess.
then i saw 2 boys kiss. everyone is still very confused about how this stupid show had this effect on people, particularly middle aged women. i talked about it with friends only for them to tell me they hated it, which was heartbreaking. and made me obsess about it even more. trying to learn why i loved it so much made me hyperfocus on it. in ways that truly hurt my day to day obligations. but then i found community. gorgeous, successful, smart and funny women are also obsessed with this show. it can't be that bad, then. another effect it had was making me really want to like myself. it helped me forgive my choices. it made me want to actually try to transform my body to be what i'd want it to be. and since i can't be tiny or curvy, i can be strong. i complain about my genetics, but one thing that i have is a strong build. the one good thing i get from both sides of the family is the ability to grow muscle.
i also want to be more brave when approaching people. i can't be afraid to let them know i like them and their company. i have to be ok with touching and being touched. i am allowed to admire and be fascinated. i've been learning how disarming a compliment can be. or an off-hand joke. these are skills people develop in their teens, but i was so fucked in the head that i couldn't do it. and it sucks that it is so obvious. but another thing i notice, is that i'm not alone in this journey. and in many other aspects, like self soothing, placating, deflecting, conflict resolution, deescalating, etc, i'm a few steps ahead.
making peace with the fact that i still have a long way to go to feel good, but it truly has to be done, no matter how embarrassingly, is what this stupid show has given me. i think we really needed to see that vulnerability and courage to move things forward in ourselves. i think it being two hot guys doing it helped, but that's not the sole reason why it changed us.
attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
Ancient scribes detailing horrible events
When International Workers' Day or Labour Day is celebrated
(by instagram/the.world.in.maps)
Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe
PHRASE ADDED!
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
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people have been saying don't dare comparing heated rivalry with brokeback mountain but...
i just rewatched brokeback mountain and yeah, it's pretty comparable if you are not pedantic
it's the same story but hr happens in a more accepting society
about homosexual men in hypermasculine environments
we have the orphan who has had a rough life and the guy with a loving mother, at least
we have the guy who is okay just being with women and the one who needs to be with men
we have the guy who gets into a financially comfortable position in life and is pushing for the relationship to go further
we have the guy who has seen first hand what can happen if people are too comfortable letting people know they are in a gay relationship
both love each other and move oceans to be with each other
the elements of conflict are the same but in a different scale
also kudos to michelle williams, she is so good in this
and a cast of absolute legends before we knew them as such
it's a beautiful movie and all, but paralels can be drawn without being immediately called out for being disrespectful to "real art"
i never believed in love for myself.
not only but also because i'm not pretty enough.
i also have a hard time leaning on people. i'm too much of a narcissist.
HOWEVER
i got really hurt when a friend said "we're all alone. like teresa."
in the meantime, she was married and had 3 children. no, you are not alone like me.
you have financial support, you have emotional support, you have an extra pair of hands. you have your 3 kids. you are not alone like me. and i'm not your metric.
it really hurt me and i couldn't even say anything because we were commiserating with her sister who decided to be with a guy with abusive tendencies.
i couldn't forget that phrase, even if it wasn't about me.
i have a hard time meeting people for the above mentioned reasons and i hate dating apps.
but part of me wants to find love out of spite, now.
i haven't properly farted in so long, what is up
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It’s spring!
can i actually use this in my masters dissertation ??
Apollo 17 vs Artemis II
Despite everything, it's still you.
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That's really cool actually
#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry
@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.
Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:
It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."
After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”
On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.
The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.
While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.
When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.
At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.
On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).
While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.
it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that
I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this