More bitter than your morning coffee.

My empire of dirt.

[ushas42]

Otacon, drunk: Sunny, do you have a backup copy of the patriot AIs?

Sunny: We can’t fall back on the Patriots every time American democracy elects someone we don’t like, otherwise we’re no better than our oppressors.

Otacon: THAT’S NOT WHAT I ASKED. DO YOU HAVE A BACK UP COPY ON A THUMB DRIVE OR NOT?

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

once you beat bob ross at painting

you surpassed The Ross

and you have earned the title..

Big Ross

[socialjust-ish]

And what did we add in the corner? That’s right, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

[loremerchant]

Bless you both.

[dbztextposts]

[ravenn28]

The range of emotion experienced in these 8 lines is truly impressive

[lorddio]

Jotaro ‘Im bad at one liners and have to ask other people to do it’ Kujo

[pkpaulshow]

kidaXV:

I may have discovered what leaving the vault looks like in third person

[impratical]

Never change Bethesda. Your complete and total willingness to cut corners anywhere and everywhere is fucking hilarious.

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[pizzamenu-deactivated20181209]

[carnival-phantasm]

“Nerds and weebs can’t get laid because they don’t know how to please a woman.”

Oh yeah bitch, then explain this:

[callmefreakfujiko]

Wha-

[carnival-phantasm]

Did I stutter?

[shencomix]

[fuckyeah-terrormountain]

oh my god they finally changed the daily puzzle

[mimiblorgh]

Male student expelled for rape after a girl "withdrew consent" for a blowjob she was giving him while he was passed out. His rapist "withdrew her consent" while he continued to be unconscious and he was expelled for rape. Let that sink in.

OH COME ON

[beelzepuppy]

This is what rape culture is

[satanic-anti-feminist-deactivat]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[did-you-know]

A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

Source Source 2

[amarettosweet]

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

It’s really quite urgent

[snazzy-shenanigans]

[beanskelly]

Where is this from might actually watch this!!!

[nightwing1536]

ANIME NAME?!

[rubykgrant]

this is called “Amaama to Inazuma” or “Sweetness and Lightning”

it is about a dad who is a school teacher and is trying to raise his daughter after his wife dies. one of the main things is he usually just buys her already made meals, but one of his students show’s him her mom’s restaurant and encourages him to learn how to cook

[jaxblade]

Well I just found a new anime to marathon