A Pile of Disasters

Just your average OC blog I guess. Not an rp blog, more like an interest/writing blog (if i ever write lmao). (sidebar image was drawn by cinnamon-trolls) Character List

[0laura0]

Matthew Gray Gubler by  Jonpaul Douglass

[thanqtos]

THE BLACKOUT TWINS PLAYLIST

↳  hypnos & thanatos

{ listen }

[soilmatee]

[prokopetz]

I’m actually kind of concerned that I won’t be able to resist the urge to troll my hypothetical future children by quoting asinine turn-of-the-millennium Internet memes all the time.

LIke, she’ll be acting up or something, and I’ll suddenly be seized by the irresistible impulse to solemnly intone: “Naughty children get put in the pear wiggler.”

Forget bad puns: the Dad Jokes of the future are going to be straight-up verbal surrealism.

[lsleofskye]

Dream Playground | tantago

[sandsvendor100]

Your All Like Elmer Becose Hes Taller Than Me Well I Got Something To Fix That Proplem Permanently

[sandsvendor100]

Stilts

[horsecarnival]

Seym, the idea of you on stilts is absolutely horrifying.

[sandsvendor100]

Well Your Better Get Use To It Because I Just Now Realize I Simply Have Nor Idea How To Get Down Of Here

[sandsvendor100]

[musingsofmymidnightmind]

Meet me in a dream somewhere beyond this world. Meet me where there are no obligations, no troubles. Nothing but you and I. When I wake, I’ll still feel your lips on mine and your hands in my hair.

I’ll be waiting for you. (via musingsofmymidnightmind)

[sbnkalny]

Its just a bunch of knives will fall out, and then he’ll DIE, because he’s a major fucking hottie

[grubsludge]

I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams

[bidoof]

one of my favorite bits: using the word “several” to quantify a number vastly larger than you’d normally use the word “several” to describe (example: “there are several atoms in the universe”)

[prokopetz]

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

[morkaischosen]

Similarly “what the actual fuck,” implying “what the figurative fuck” or “what the imaginary fuck”.

[prokopetz]

“What the actual fuck” is an interesting one because “actual” has so many distinct shades of meaning.

“Entire” generally means “whole” or “complete”, but depending on the particular context, “actual” can denote any or all of “real”, “literal”, “concrete”, “truthful”, “grounded” or “factual”.

Thus, when deriving the contrastive phrase, in addition to “what the imaginary fuck” and “what the figurative fuck”, we could also reasonably arrive at “what the hypothetical fuck”, “what the fraudulent fuck”, “what the fanciful fuck” or “what the counterfactual fuck”.

Language is fun!

[voidbat]

i’m personally a fan of “what the actual and entire fuck” because never do what you can overdo.

[knitmeapony]

We actually used to use ‘what in the hypothetical fuck’ in law school.  Also ‘what the alleged fuck’.

[lotrfashion]

Dress for Lothiriel - Valentino

[okolnir]

You’ll never break me

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[wreck]

By : margaret durow 

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[darthjordyn]

when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when i do it i’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on?’ what kind of double standard honestly…..

[scorpiofactsdaily]

Scorpio does a lot of bullshit things for the #aesthetic