*insert unfunny sex joke here*

haha me rake lol

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

cock

I fucked your dad

[theweepingdemons-deactivated202]

Son??

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

yeah??

[rakeyboi]

cock

[rakeyboi]

fortnite

[hatchet-wielding-maniac]

Now where the fuck is he gonna find a baby

"A..house? From experience, that's usually where babies are."

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

orphanages is where I find the most number of kids

[rakeyboi]

I punched a kid for some yeezys

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

(@rakeyboi) okay then, me or bob

you

[rakeyboi]

you know who it’s all about my ni-

[rakeyboi]

give me attention mortal followers

[tobys-multiverse-official]

I always wonder how Slendy sleeps, like doesn't his tentacles bother him? What happens if he sleeps on his back? He would be sleeping on his tentacles and it'll be like as if he's sleeping on a pile of snakes

"I dunno. Dad, care to explain?" @slenderman-sees-you

[slenderman-sees-you]

I retract them back

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“Ah. Now I wanna know how all the other pastas sleep. CALLING ALL CREEPS!”

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

I don't sleep

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“You have a serious problem, Jeff.”

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

For fucks sake, I have no eyelids

[tobys-multiverse-official]

“No wonder you never found someone to date, you crusty-ass, bleach-skinned emo.”

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

I'm crusty and proud

[rakeyboi]

he sleeps with his eyes open

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

Yeah thank you for explaining it homie

[rakeyboi]

I watch you sleep

[shhh-go-to-sleep]

I watch everyone sleep

Tbh most of you snore so fucking loud

[rakeyboi]

this is old

[rakeyboi]

excuse me assholes, I exist

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

that kidney was noooo good

my heads spinning and i want it to stahp

ow

[rakeyboi]

you sure it wasn’t mine

[rakeyboi]

thank you for existing!

you are gay

[the-tic-is-real]

*boops*

*mental breakdowns in german*

[rakeyboi]

*stfu in Russian*

[homie-cidal-liu]

aaaaaa-

[rakeyboi]

why the fuck are you saying aaaaa- idiot

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

Least Favourites in the mansion??

i-

wait

i get along with everyone though

anon you cant do this to me ;-;

[rakeyboi]

bees

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

(@rakeyboi) bees- bees knees- all I see are fucking bees

then get your head out of the beehive-

[rakeyboi]

IM NOT IN A BEE HIVE I JUST SEE BEES

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

"It's very unhealthy to just never sleep, helps your body repair itself and with focus after all."

yeah but sleepings boring, so i just dont-

[axktheterrifyingghost]

"You can't simply avoid things that bore you, taking care of yourself is an important priority which includes sleep."

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

whats it gonna do?

kill me?

[axktheterrifyingghost]

"You would most likely have a harder time focusing and become fairly agitated from lack of sleep, all things that would be detrimental for a doctor when he needs to take care of someone"

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

hhhh- fine

[rakeyboi]

continue no sleep

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

(@rakeyboi) I am now usain bolt, how did I unlock the holy speed of Mach 16 you ask? MONSTER ENERGY, G FUEL, MOUNTAIN DEW GAME FUEL, MOUNTAIN DEW KICKSTART, THE FUNNY WHITE POWDER THAT I FOUND I FOUND IN MY CLOSET, AND 556,000 FIVE FUCKING HOUR ENERGIES

niceeeee!

[rakeyboi]

not sponsored

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

Someone should choloform you to make you sleep

people can certainly try, it probably wont work

[rakeyboi]

Chloroform fuckin bangin man

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

"It's very unhealthy to just never sleep, helps your body repair itself and with focus after all."

yeah but sleepings boring, so i just dont-

[rakeyboi]

sleep bore monster energy better

[blue-mask-boii-deactivated20210]

exactly!

[rakeyboi]

MONSTER ENERGY ALLOWS ME TO FUCKING EAT METAL