You Shouldn't of Done That

BEN Drowned and Eyeless Jack RP blog, along with other nonsense

[axktheterrifyingghost]

"Ben is a manipulator; he tries to fool his victims into security and makes you drop your guard like a venus fly trap, he ensares them. I am nothing but a puppet to him, he enjoys seeing what kind of human emotions he can tap into by doing different things." - Jadusable

5+ years of experience

OC/Crossover/double friendly

Canon divergent- I mainly just use the information from the original Creepypasta story

Semi-selective

Mun is 20+, my main muse is 12

My side muses are Eyeless Jack who is a 54 year old demon that hasn't aged since he got turned and a Creepypasta OC named Artemis Hirsch who is 35 years old

sideblogs are @/blind-as-a-noibat and @/not-thedevilyouknow

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Danny: Bad news—Luke locked himself outside of his own house.

Danny: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Danny: Bad news—Foggy finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls

Danny: Good news—a cute girl saw me do it.

Danny: Bad news—it was Colleen, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[lemonheadart]

WELL...

[the-carnival-of-time]

The Legend of Zelda

Ocarina of Time (2026)

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Gwen: Are you busy?

Murderdock: Yes.

Gwen: Cool, listen to this.

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Matt: Karen, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Karen, naked in Matt's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Matt, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Foggy: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.

Foggy: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live here.

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Karen: No homo. We’re fresh out. We should get a new shipment in on Monday.

Matt: Can you check in the back?

Foggy: There might be some in the closet.

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Murderdock: Two truths one lie, I’ll start!

Murderdock: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.

Foggy, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Foggy: So, you lied to me?

Matt: That depends on how you define lying.

Foggy: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Matt: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

[axktheterrifyingghost]

The Hand: Did you take out Elektra as requested?

Murderdock: Elektra has been taken out, yes.

The Hand: You have our grat-

Murderdock: It was a great restaurant.

Murderdock: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Murderdock: Elektra proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Matt: Go big or go home!

Foggy: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Matt: I'm going big!

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Matt: I wasn't hurt that badly. Claire said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Foggy: What happened to your nose?

Matt: I used it to break some guy's fist.

[axktheterrifyingghost]

Karen: And now for a gay update with Foggy and Matt.

Foggy: Getting gayer.

Karen: Thank you, Foggy.

[brittany-murphy]