Be wary of mah Bloodwrath

Hmmm well isn't that interesting..... I am a Badgerlord of twenty seasons

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[angryinkeddrunk]

This was an amazing adventure

[sky-delinquents-deactivated2016]

[anyachalotrah]

i can’t stop laughing because she spontaneously goes  :

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

[ronandhermy]

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

[ghostcat3000]

Filed under: Favorite Myths

[johnbodyheat]

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

I love this post every time I see it.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Comedian Adam Conover just obliterated every stereotype about millennials in one presentation.

[refinery29]

[ekothepoet]

Everyone who reblogs this until the end of 2015 will get a pick up line in their inbox

[lovingandlucking-deactivated201]

[rakketytammacburl]

Extra ticket

Long story short I have an extra ticket to go see Harmontown on the 13 th of this month. If interested, you know what to do.

[hangthecode]

[twooforjoy]

ive waited all year to be able to reblog this

[superheroesincolor]

Garnet by WillowWishCosplay

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[boredpanda]

Heart Vs. Brain: Funny Webcomic Shows Constant Battle Between Our Intellect And Emotions

[h0m3-sw33t-h0m3]

ANYONE HAVE TIPS ABOUT MEETING A DOM IRL

so i’ve been texting this guy and he wants to meet next thursday for some play time. However I’m iffy about it because we’d be going to Atlantic City I would have no way home without him and idk I want to meet up with him but I’m not sure. I think I will try to meet him before that day first in public and stuff first 

[rakketytammacburl]

I don't really have advice but if you need someone to give you a lift let me know. Definitely meet in public first, and if you're not comfortable don't do it. Don't forget you don't owe him anything.

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[raeosunshine]

mad max: furry road

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

kids who have overprotective and overcontrolling parents and know how to lie on the spot vs kids who don’t

[niggette]

YES

[lilyvonpseudonym]

If we can be serious for a moment: This is what overprotective overcontrolling parents teach you to do. They do not teach you restraint, or how to protect yourself, or anything other than how to lie. We’ve been coming to this confrontation with Dr. Maheswaran for some time, because somewhere along the line, her actions taught Connie that if she discovered a beautiful, fantastic new world, where magic is real and possible and she is strong and independent and a warrior, her parents would take it away from her. NEVER let your children believe that you are going to take their passions away from them. Never do this. Your children are your responsibility, yes, and you should try to keep them safe, but they are also human beings, and they have a RIGHT to interact with the world. If you use your authority to make them afraid to do so- Or worse, to make them feel like doing so is shameful and they have to lie about it- all you are doing is hurting them and training them to lie.

[puddincakes]

^^^ THAT RIGHT THERE ^^^^^ THAT IS WHAT I’M REBLOGING THIS FOR

[thelurkeratthethreshhold-deacti]

This was pretty much my childhood.

[feministgrrrl911-deactivated202]

White Men

A lot of people here on Tumblr have started to rise against white men and have even started anti-white male hate groups. Most of these people are my fellow oppressed feminists, so I’m with them. White men need to go down for all the oppression they’ve caused. I can’t even look at a white man without spitting at him because of all the turmoil they’ve caused in this world.

Down with white men.

[nolivesmatter-deactivated201511]

Alright Hitler, calm yourself like… :L

[kalarus]

We don’t need a fourth reich

[bloody-white-wolf]

OP is 17 who claims to have PTSD, so naturally they must be SOOOO oppressed.

[superheroesincolor]

Trying to find a stereotype when there isn’t one- Looking beyond the window display of the Netflix show Sense8

by  Nikki Woolfolk

“Allies are a growing commodity that I’m happy to have, though in the current state of things some folks have become too eager to find an ism where there isn’t one and end up becoming the problem instead of the solution.

In our media it’s no secret the stereotypes have plagued the stories told on the screen, but when something amazing comes along, like the show SENSE8, that challenges the stereotype and dissolves it before our eyes do we praise it or throw rocks at it?

…”

Keep reading at medium

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[hurleyquinnzel]

Reblog this if you'd continue dating someone if you found out they're trans/they came out as trans