Your Worst Nightmare

Just me. Although not important, I figured someone, someday would care

[sixwordssayitall]

“I just want to be held.”

— @sixwordssayitall

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

Adoptive mom clarified to me later: roses were pink because pink means forever.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

What’s more important than the roses, though, is they also brought her a luggage set so she wouldn’t be moving her things in garbage bags. The luggage matches theirs, cause it’s family luggage for family trips.

[eventualeternity-deactivated201]

And now the rest of us are crying too

[breastforce]

Navy Seals Copypasta but with emojis added in

[devipotato]

❔What❔the fuck 😡😡 did you just fucking say about me, you little 🐕bitch🐕? I’ll have you know I graduated 🎓🎓 top🔝 of my class in the 🚢Navy🚢 Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous 😯secret😯 raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over❗❗ 300 ❗❗ confirmed 💀 kills 💀. I am trained in gorilla 🐒🐒 💥warfare 💥 and I’m the 🔝top🔝 sniper in the entire US 🔫 armed 🔫 forces 👮👮👮. You are nothing to me but just 🎯 another 🎯 target 🎯. I will wipe ❌ you ❌ the ❌ fuck ❌ out with 👀 precision 🎯🎯 the likes of which has never been 👀 seen 👀 before on this 🌎Earth🌎, mark 😡 my 😡 fucking 😡 words 😡. You think you can 👀 get away 👀with saying that shit to me over the Internet 💻? Think again, fucker. 👎👎👎 As we speak I am contacting my 🌐 secret network 🌐 of spies 👀👀👀 across the USA and your IP 🌐 is being traced 🕖 right now 🕧 so you better prepare for the ☔storm ☔, maggot 🐛🐛🐛. The storm ⚡⚡⚡ that wipes out the 😂 pathetic 😂 little thing you call your life. You’re 💀 fucking 💀💀💀 dead 💀💀💀, kid. I can be anywhere 🌎🌏🌍, anytime 🕧🕕🕦, and I can 💀 kill 💀 you💀 in over 🔢 seven 🔢 hundred 🔢 ways 📃, and that’s just with my ✋✋ bare hands✋✋. Not only am I extensively trained in 👊unarmed 👊 combat 👊, but I have access to the entire arsenal 🔫🔫🔫 of the United States 👮👮👮 Marine Corps 👮👮👮 and I will use it to its full extent to 💀 wipe 💀 your 💀 miserable 💀 ass 💀 off the face of the continent 🌎🌎, you little 💩shit 💩. If only you could have known 😵😵 what 😈unholy 😈 retribution your little “clever” comment 📄📄 was about to 👎bring 👎 down 👎 upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue👅👅👅. But you couldn’t ❌, you didn’t❌, and now you’re paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn idiot. I will 💩 shit 💩 fury 😡😡😡 all over you and you will 😱😱😱 drown 😱😱😱in it. You’re 💀 fucking 💀 dead 💀, kiddo. 💀💀💀

[quotethatshow]

[stephrc79]

Reblogging again because I spent almost a year being friends with someone who refused time and time again to apologize for hurting me time and time again because, in her words, “I’m not apologizing when I don’t think i did anything wrong.”

The truth here is painful. The truth hits too close to home.

[thebestpersonherelovesbucky]

intent and content are not the same thing. Just because you didn’t mean to hurt someone doesn’t mean you didn’t. It doesn’t make you a bad person to accidentally hurt someone. It makes you a bad person to refuse the acknowledgement of the hurt you’ve caused.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

every rich asshole i went to high school with: i took a semester off to travel around europe :) life is too short not to see the sights! :) spend your money on experiences and not things! :) school will be there when you get back! :)

me: thats nice…. i cant even justify the expense of buying bandaids right now but thats nice

[jennsens]

[rakks]

All of my Dean Winchester

[rakks]

Don't do this to children

Parent: What's wrong???? Why are you sad??

Child: I can't tell you

Parent: WHY??? You can tell me anything!! I'll always support you! Don't be afraid!

Child: *describes a problem that has something to do with something the parent did*

Parent: WHAT?? HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING THE BAD GUY, I AM THE PARENT AND YOU ARE THE CHILD *screams for 3 days*

Later

Parent: What's wrong? Why are you sad?

Child:

Child:

Child: ...nothing. i'm okay

[lecretary]

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

[lecretary]

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

[touch-my-cuboner]

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

[verodwrath]

lmao there it is 

[madmaudlingoes]

You wanna talk proven facts? This shit’s been done, son: researcher Dale Spencer in Australia used audio and video tape to independently evaluate who talked the most in mixed-gender university classroom discussions. Regardless of the gender ratio of the students, whether the instructor was deliberately trying to encourage female participation or not, men always talked more—whether the metric was minutes of talking or number of words spoken. 

Moreover, men literally have no clue how much they talk. When Spencer asked students to evaluate their perception of who talked more in a given discussion, women were pretty accurate; but men perceived the discussion as being “equal” when women talked only 15% of the time, and the discussion as being dominated by women if they talked only 30% of the time.

Spencer’s conclusion, if I may parahprase: you only think we talk too much because you’d rather we were silent.

Don’t fuck with me, asshole, I’m a scientist.

[shinykari]

[foodieapprovedeats]

Queens with Protective Styles

[chai-angel-deactivated20240909]

my life before i turned 18:

my life after i turned 18:

[deletedthesun]

Um, the legal drinking age is 21

[chai-angel-deactivated20240909]

Um, i live in the uk?

[ddraig-coch-deactivated20180429]

The whole world isn’t America ffs

[rakks]

"The legal drinking age is 21." This is why I hate Americans, including myself

[rakks]

So we agreed that once one of us finds someone, our friendship will have to end. Due to a stupid decision made at 3AM, but that’s irrelevant. Do i start distancing myself now, or do I enjoy whatever time we have left? I feel like it’ll hurt less to distance myself slowly than to get even closer to him and then have him ripped away from me. maybe?

[rakks]

Yeah. "Romantically involved"..... Sure, if that's the term for it lecoeurdunpirate I couldn't figure out how to reply to it. Tumblr is death

[rakks]

So we agreed that once one of us finds someone, our friendship will have to end. Due to a stupid decision made at 3AM, but that’s irrelevant. Do i start distancing myself now, or do I enjoy whatever time we have left? I feel like it’ll hurt less to distance myself slowly than to get even closer to him and then have him ripped away from me. maybe?

[rakks]

I really want to post pictures of my car on my tumblr, but I KNOW that if i start, I won’t stop and it’ll become literally another version of my instagram.... Frick.

[rakks]

Phantom of the Opera Medley - Peter Hollens feat. Evynne Hollens

But it’s just so beautiful and I need it in my life, so I thought you guys need it too

[breathing-again]

I just wanna be as happy as I’m pretending to be

(via happy-little-troyler)

[supsass]

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

[sarahsnotinteresting]

[lavender-leo]

I’m dead