we are not on this planet

to ask forgiveness of our deities ~~ a twenty something forensic scientist

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

[c4zer]

oh ok

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[monamoni]

Calico Deer 🦌

[50-shady-ograydy]

Pie bald White tail deer. Very rare, occurring in only 1% of the population. Both buck and doe must carry the "pie" gene and reproduce. 😍🎯

[saltwatersavage]

Thats rad!!! 😍

[calellon]

we have to increase the flirting by 300%

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[soggyskinflaps]

Mustelidae family in a nutshell

[markscherz]

The choice to include the European and not the American badger makes me chuckle.

From left to right: meat eater, meat eater, meat eater, meat eater, meat eater, Worm slurper, meat eater.

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[propanepimp]

[soliddaddy96]

It’s el muchacho monday

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.