Ralidas' Wonderland

[wheel-skellington]

Dark tumblr, show me the wholesome then/now anime discourse

[sir-argues-a-lot]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[bobacupcake]

[casts gravity]

[girls-n-vibes]

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[walpyipman]

back before i got tumblr and was just enjoying the famous screenhotted posts via instagram, i used to think the posts from @one-time-i-dreamt were all made by the owner and that she just had some wild ass dreams every night

[walpyipman]

one-time-i-dreamt, waking from her slumber in a small chamber clouded with the smoky haze of burned incense having just endured a dream so bonkers it prompted Hypnos himself to wake her for the fifth time this evening: *sweating* i gotta tell tumblr

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Actually, I am kept in a sleep-induced state at all times and the Matrix posts my dreams here.

[quicksilverdaisyday]

Is that why you look like a default sim?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Yes

[straightboyfriend]

yes i’m a man. yes i paint my nails. it’s called being fucking sexy

[terefah]

[everythingfox]

“Dog keeps the peace at the farm”

(Source)

[me-is-abi]

I’m

[littleeyesofpallas]

It’s the Ingvar runestones!

[hauntedegg]

me the 3rd time I’ve gone up to this guys hotel room to ask him to stop vaping because it’s setting off the fire alarm because the clouds are so thick it’s disrupting the sensors and he answers the door all freaked out and jumpy and I have to go in and look around and make sure there isn’t actually a fire only to find that the curtain rod is broken and the closet shelf is broken and the sheets are tied into ropes and when I asked him about it he admitted to me that he did a lil meth and decided to try autoerotic asphyxiation but nothing was sturdy enough and to please not tell his boss because he was in town for job training and they’re paying for his room:

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

I’m sorry what

[dukebee]

Working at a hotel is just Like That

[nyctaeus]

Carsten Höller's 'Upside Down Mushroom Room' from 2000 in the Fondazione Prada, Milan

[iamoutofideas]

Regular mushroom room

[biodegradable-heart]

Mushrooms touring the Man On Cieling exhibit, 2019

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[frosty--giants]

For some reason the addition of the nose in the last panel just kills me

[glutenfreegarlicbread]

[kotortwo]

literally obsessed with this tiktok (x)

[sevenelevenprophet]

God what a fucking mood

[organizedstudy]

Going through the notes on your phone is just like: *codes and passwords that don’t tell you what they lead to* *a random fact* *midnight thoughts from 3 years ago* *a wishlist* *something your friend told you about that you were “definitely going to check out”* *random numbers* *drafts of emotionally charged messages* *shopping lists* *todo lists* *fake poetry* *a diary entry*

[doomy]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

[catchymemes]

Credit: @Unifins

[k-eke]

Ok.

[no-chill-at-all]