No Shame No Decency No Regrets

Anonymous blog for over sharing and gay stuff, not safe for work (25, he/they)

[hudconuinely]

The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.

(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)

[hudconuinely]

#he’s so mad about it too #he’s a professional athlete in peak physical condition what do you mean he can’t take ‘a little’ pounding? #meanwhile ilya basically ran him over (@observethewalrus)

#shane deciding that their time at the cottage is when ilya can ‘hurt’ him for real #so buzzy #cause on one hand he’s a pain slut #but on the other he’s got three months without getting thrown around on the ice and he misses it #he’s going around the cottage a week in asking ilya to check him #no not like that for real #harder than that ilya come onnnnn (@shanesleftskate)

#let that man wobble Ilya it’s what he wants (@shana-rosee)

amazing stuff in the tags, great work everyone 💯💯

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[jonavicii]

Yeah I need to see them furiously make out immediately. "Best buds" my ass, those men should bang

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

Didn't even need to edit the usernames 😌

[hellovelociraptor]

Just made an account to share my fan art, hope you enjoy 🫵🫶

Shane and Ilya, Set of 3 Lino prints, 2026

You can use as icons, just let me know if you do✨

by @hellovelociraptor

[rambleondixyboy]

I know I am soo late to this party but… Why did they make Geralt and Regis have so much chemistry if they were going to be cowards about it. Geralt had zero chemistry with that cursed princess because he only had eyes for Regis this whooole DLC. I think Geralt's favorite type is powerful immortals, and she was just a petulant child. We were so close to old man monster-fucking yaoi. Like, the answer to "Do you remember the time we were snowed in?" should not be "How could I forget" rumbled out in a sexy man voice if you want to keep things no homo, bro. It sounded to me like they were reminiscing about an epic one night stand they had in the good old days. You know, they had to stay warm somehow. Or at least pass the time.

I am talking about the Polish version of the game, I tried to watch it with English dub and it was sooo much worse and way less chemistry. I guess both Regis and Geralt’s Polish voice actors just have very attractive voices that work well together.

PS I know this ship makes no sense for Geralt’s character or the plot of the main books / games so I’m not really complaining, I just can’t believe they made Geralt so gay for Regis in this DLC and people still ship him with Jaskier, the womanizer. Maybe it’s the TV shows fault, I pushed it out of my memory cause it was very mid in comparison to Witcher three and the first few books.

[hr-rep]

If Ilya had ever gotten a hookup pregnant and it got back to Shane. Shane would SEETHE with jealousy, absolutely livid at the fact that it’s not him going through this with Ilya . And that’s beautiful to me

[rambleondixyboy]

This is more Shane being insecure than Shane seething but this post about Shane getting jealous over Ilya getting someone else pregnant inspired me to write this thing. TW/CW in the tags

"Why are you acting jealous, Hollander? She's getting an abortion. Do YOU want to have abortion? I don’t think that’s very, how do you say hm… pleasant experience?"

Shane scoffs and avoids Ilya’s eyes, crossing his arms.

"Fuck you, I am not jealous."

"Yes, good idea. Let’s get back to fucking, okay? No more pouting."

Ilya stands up from the bed to move closer to Shane who keeps nervously pacing around the room. Shane turns around, pretending to look out the window.

"I feel tired, I think I’ll just go." —Ilya could have a normal family with this woman, or any other woman if he doesn’t like this one. Shane doesn’t want to be in the way. — "It’s getting late anyway, maybe you should call her. See if she’s okay."

"Why? She’s not my girlfriend, Hollander, just stupid accident . Stop being weird about this."

Shane stays silent, mentally preparing to leave. His phone is on the dresser next to him, he should take it and call an Uber. He should have left like 10 minutes ago, before this whole conversation even started.

"Well, sorry I can’t get you pregnant too, but we can keep trying, da?" — Ilya snakes his hands around Shane and stars slowly kissing Shane’s neck from behind, keeping him in place with two steady hands on his hips. — "Who knows, with all the weird supplements you take…" — he whispers into Shane’s ear, bitting it. — "Maybe we make miracle happen."

Fuck, why is Rozanov running his stupid mouth like this turning him on? It would not be a miracle, it would be a disaster. He loves hockey too much, he’d really have to have an abortion… but the thought of Ilya and him having a child together is breaking something inside his head, making the system short-circuit. Why is he even thinking about such a ridiculous thing? It’s scientifically impossible anyway, unfortunately. No, fortunately. He doesn’t want to get magically impregnated and he definitely doesn’t want to have a baby with Ilya fucking Rozanov.

Ilya stops teasing Shane and takes a step back, pulling on Shane’s hips, walking them backwards towards the bed.

"…And then we go get abortion together to get rid of miracle baby so you can keep playing hockey and I buy you some gluten free sugar free joy free pastry to make you feel better. Nice weekend activity. Almost like a date." Ilya jokes, trying to lighten the mood. Shane’s whole body is so damn tense in front of him, like he’s ready to bolt out of there any second.

Shane turns around, frowning, and pushes Ilya’s hands away.

"You want me to abort our miracle baby?" He doesn’t know why he’s suddenly feeling so protective over their hypothetical impossible child. Ilya’s stupid joke is making his imagination run wild. He can’t help thinking their baby would be the cutest baby in the whole world. Curls and freckles and so much hockey in their genes they would come out of him with skates on. Fuck, why is he thinking about giving birth now? Gross. This evening is a disaster. The smug look on Ilya’s face makes him want to punch something. Like his face.

"You want to keep it, huh?" — Ilya’s grinning now. He is a bit confused, though. He isn’t sure if this is just banter to Shane, he looks a bit angry. He also keeps blushing and acting unnecessarily flustered, so Ilya continues teasing him anyway.— "You want to change career to stay-at-home dad? You cook only awful rabbit food, that kid would starve. And the Metros would be very angry at you breaking contract."

"Just shut up, Rozanov." Shane avoids Ilya’s eyes, but doesn’t move away.

Ilya steps forward and takes his hand. He leads them back onto the bed. Shane lets him.

"Really, it wouldn’t be fair, Hollander. I’m a busy man. You spend all the time having fun with our kid, teaching it French so you can talk behind my back, and I do what, go win Stanley Cup, against dinosaur Scott Hunter? Like taking candy from a very old baby. Boring."

Shane rolls his eyes, but he smirks a little thinking about teaching their kid French to annoy Rozanov. If Ilya thought them Russian too, they’d be trilingual. That would look good on a college application.

Ilya can see Shane is no longer thinking about leaving, but he is still thinking about something, avoiding eye contact. They are in bed together, he should be a blabbering horny mess, not a moody philosopher.

"I guess it would be good for my career if you quit. Boring, but easier. Less competition. Easy money. "— Ilya starts kissing up his neck again, puts a hand underneath Shane’s shirt, rubbing his lower abdomen. He lowers his voice. — "Maybe I should try harder to knock you up, hm?"

Shane groans, throwing his head back, giving Ilya better access to his throat. This is so fucked up.

"Yeah maybe you should."

>>>An hour later.

"Hollander?"

"Hmm?"

"You can keep it, but I’m choosing the name. You’d call our baby something boring, like Amanda, or Charles."

"Fuck off."

Disclaimer: I am using an em dash (probably sometimes incorrectly) out of spite just because AI made people afraid to use it and I am not letting some fake intelligence dictate my actions.