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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

“Kazul’s not my dragon.“ Cimorene said sharply. “I’m her princess. You’ll never have any luck dealing with dragons if you don’t get these things straight.”

Dealing With Dragons - Patricia C. Wrede

#random fandom #I adored these books!!!

toastbutteregg

sorcererest-sorcerer

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

#random fandom

mrswhymrhow

that clip of the blues clues guy saying during the process of being hired to be on the show the kids were shown a "conventionally attractive" guys clip and his clip to some kids and they enjoyed him bc he looked like someone who would actually need help is how i feel about the main guy from that show the bear

mrswhymrhow

i have to fucking help him and tell him where mr fox hid his spatula

#the bear #random fandom

plumstreet

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

cielosky

NYT Tiny Love Stories, 2/11/2020

A Bookmark Near the End

He loves history. He wanted to write a biography of John Quincy Adams. I, shamefully, knew almost nothing about John Quincy Adams, so I went online and bought every biography of him I could find. One day, he called me, claiming that we wouldn’t work out long term. He said he loved me but that we had different interests. “What does love mean to you?” I said. “That’s an impossible question,” he replied. I, however, find love to be quite simple. Love is the stack of biographies on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end. — Julia Nicole Camp

zephyr-of-death

how am I supposed to stay sane after reading this smh

#beautiful

bleachersgirl

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

#random fandom

reallyndacarter

You can’t scare me off with your gay fanart, Tumblr.

I wasn’t the Grand Marshal of DC Pride, New York Pride, and Phoenix Pride for nothing!

vandetramp

winged-mammal

#every single lynda carter post that comes across my dash is a DELIGHT#meanwhile i have not seen a single post from ryan reynolds#this tells me that the Tumblr Peer Review system is still functioning at optimal levels#absolutely delighted by this#i can’t say i condone milf wrongs and then tell lynda carter to get off tumblr okay (via @racethewind10)

#her joining tumblr is the HIGHLIGHT of twitter’s downfall #random fandom

adamnagaitis

can everyone reblog with the interest of theirs that was the most intense or continued for the longest because i’m so curious

#the romanovs #for a little while there i knew more about that family than I did my own #I wanted to learn Russian #I wanted to major in Russian history #I wanted to know EVERYTHING

rubyleaf

You know, when I see fictional characters who repress all their emotions, they're usually aloof and very blunt about keeping people at a distance, sometimes to an edgy degree—but what I don't see nearly enough are the emotionally repressed characters who are just…mellow.

Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…

…they've never actually told you anything about themselves.

#it’s me

izzythebestever

took me 8 months and very approx 380m of embroidery floss, and I'm now finished. going to have it framed soon :)

#so so beautiful #amazing art

virginiasummer-deactivated20200

anybody else a fan of these rlly niche oneshot fics that r simultaneously a little moody and angsty while being exceptionally tender and sexy. they’re always like 20k words and absolutely nothing happens plot wise except feelings stuff. and they always have a title (like this)

#random fandom

mosscaller

"You can't like that character! They're awful!"

...dude, lemme enjoy my fucking garbage in piece.

#random fandom

dailyshirbert

Every Anne Shirley Costume (7/?) ❥ Anne Shirley＋Hats {part 2 of 2} | Anne of Green Gables: The Sequel (1987)

#anne of green gables

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

#coliver #yeah. that’s right. i ditched for five years. never finished the show. have no real memories of canon. but I’m gonna come back and just #post coliver like nothing changed.#Oliver got the internship right out of college. he was excited about the opportunity. his parents were excited they were able to tell their #friends that their son was hired right out of college to one of the biggest social media platforms in the world. so yes. it’s nice you have #three grandchild but their son is working st the blue bird so take that! anyways. Oliver liked his job. was happy enough. San Fran wasn’t #/exactly/ what he thought and meeting people was hard. but he’s liked his job. loved his team. never made it home as much as he’d wanted.#the rumors about musk kept them all up at night and he was grateful to make it through the first rounds of firings. but as the days dragged #on he’d wished he was out. the loyalty email was the end. he was done. the slack was full of speculation it would be walked back but Oliver #couldn’t stay and see. he’d packed up his clothes and cat and got a flight back home. his parents didn’t ask questions. just put new sheets #on his childhood bed and left him alone. after three days his dad had had enough. there was time to rest but there was also a lot to get #done. the winter kickoff was the weekend after thanksgiving and mr h was second in command his year. he was coordinating the parade and #festival and Oliver was more than capable of helping and moping at the same time. since he knows all about computers Ollie is put in charge #of the lighting board. he tries to explain to his father that his job and this lighting board from 1997 are not the same thing. mr h nods #tells Ollie to call on the walkie talkie if he get confused and leaves. Oliver is cursing everyone-his father. this town. stupid fucking #capitalist billionaire assholes-when he hears a low whistle. ‘you kiss your mom with that mouth.’ Oliver’s head snaps up. he knows that #voice. he remembers—he stands abruptly. and there. in the flesh. is Connor Walsh. his high school best friend. his first crush. his first #kiss. his first heartbreak. Connor Walsh in the flesh with those same sparkling eyes perfectly tousled hair and—? a tool belt slung low on #his waist? ‘what are you doing with that?’ Oliver blurts out—gesturing to the belt. Connor glances down. the grin as his raises his gaze is #lethal. ‘let’s hang these lights and then I’ll give you a demonstration.’#(this is terrible and I’m rusty but I don’t even care)#coliver fic #my fic #tag fic #(I don’t remember my tagging system and I can’t be bothered to look it up again)

she awakens from her year long slumber!!!!! welcome back, jules!

Thank you Bonnie!!!! 💛💛💛🥹🥹🥹

#ronenrubinstein #asks #(based on my dash. I have to either start 911 or the vampire show….#maybe both? 😝)#💛💛💛

wojit

Gotta say, never unfollowing all those long abandoned Tumblr accounts is really suddenly starting to pay off.

#it’s me #sorry for ghosting y’all for five years…

carlytayjepsen

midnights this or that: lavender haze or maroon? question or mastermind? the great war or paris? anti-hero or bejeweled? snow on the beach or you're on your own kid? high infidelity or would've could've should've? midnight rain or labyrinth? vigilante shit or karma? bigger than the whole sky or sweet nothing? dear reader or glitch?

#maroon #mastermind #the great war #anti-hero #snow on the beach #would’ve could’ve should’ve #midnight rain #vigilante shit #(but it’s SUPER close)#neither #(but bigger than the whole sky i guess)#glitch #TS #midnights

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